Articles tagged with: Jacob Black
Hooray! Taylor Lautner Stays As New Moon’s Weedy Werewolf!
Irrational teenage girls, here's a lesson - you can get anything you want in life with a healthy dose of screaming obnoxiousness. It certainly worked with Taylor Lautner and New Moon. After being told that he was too much of a scrawny little runt to continue playing werewolf Jacob Black in the Twilight sequel, a wave of berserk quasi-emo outrage from Taylor's female teenage fanbase has kept him the job. True, this means that Robert Pattinson will be replaced by a plank of wood with a merkin on its head for New Moon instead, but don't pretend you'll notice the difference.
Irrational teenage girls, here's a lesson - you can get anything you want in life with a healthy dose of screaming obnoxiousness. It certainly worked with Taylor Lautner and New Moon. After being told that he was too much of a scrawny little runt to continue playing werewolf Jacob Black in the Twilight sequel, a wave of berserk quasi-emo outrage from Taylor's female teenage fanbase has kept him the job. True, this means that Robert Pattinson will be replaced by a plank of wood with a merkin on its head for New Moon instead, but don't pretend you'll notice the difference.
Taylor Lautner Chubbing The Flip Up To Stay In Twilight 2
When Taylor Lautner landed the role of Jacob Black in Twilight, he must have thought all his Christmases had come at once. Sure, it meant Taylor Lautner had to make one film where he barely registered because everyone was creaming themselves dizzy over Robert Pattinson and his ridiculous homeless haircut - but in the Twilight sequels, Jacob is a lead. Jacob, mind you, not Taylor - according to reports, everyone thinks that Taylor Lautner is too much of a scrawny little pissbag to play Jacob in Twilight 2, so he's doing everything to save his job. If you need him, he'll be over there mainlining doughnuts.
When Taylor Lautner landed the role of Jacob Black in Twilight, he must have thought all his Christmases had come at once. Sure, it meant Taylor Lautner had to make one film where he barely registered because everyone was creaming themselves dizzy over Robert Pattinson and his ridiculous homeless haircut - but in the Twilight sequels, Jacob is a lead. Jacob, mind you, not Taylor - according to reports, everyone thinks that Taylor Lautner is too much of a scrawny little pissbag to play Jacob in Twilight 2, so he's doing everything to save his job. If you need him, he'll be over there mainlining doughnuts.
