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Readers’ Letters – 06/01/12 – “You Didn't Even Have The Guts To Put Your Name On This. No Balls???”

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Happy New Year, you jerk-offs. A lot of you have been snivelling onto us, trying to get us to bring back Readers’ Letters so that you don’t have to trawl through our articles looking for all the nut jobs that believe we’re being serious (which we are, obviously) and to you we say only this.

FINE, JEEZ.

You’re so needy. Look at you, sitting there like overgrown babies desperately waiting to read about all the people that hate us so that you can make a mental note of the kind of thing to bombard us with over the next week.

You’re the worst kind of scum and that’s why we love you. Anyway, for the first time in 2012, let’s take a dive into our putrid postbag shall we?

Let Us All Assume Ryan Dunn Was Drink Driving Moments Before His Death Shall We?

June 21st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

While we like to deal mainly in crass joke, poor taste and hearsay, there’s something rather unsettling to the response to Ryan Dunn’s untimely death. Of course, by now you’ll know that he died in a car-crash, with Dunn and another passenger dying on a road in Pennsylvania.

Perhaps it shouldn’t come as a surprise that one of the Jackass team should meet an untimely end. Collectively, they had such wilful disregard for their own safety and a need to seek a thrill, that at some point, one of them was going to go too far.

And it certainly appears that the car which Dunn travelled in was speeding, reportedly leaving the road at 110mph, which is clearly reckless and dangerous… but that’s no surprise coming from someone who entered the Gumball rallies and earned money from jumping into sewerage and having toys inserted into his anus. However, with his corpse barely cold, people are already looking to defame Dunn, which, even by our low standards, seems in very poor taste.

Jackass Ryan Dunn, Dead

June 20th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Okay. This is weirdly sad news. The only wholly likeable one from Jackass, Ryan Dunn, is reportedly dead. No-one expected that and now our collective faces don’t quite know what to do. It has been reported that Dunn died in a car crash in Pennsylvania early this morning.

The story has been confirmed with Bam Margera’s mother, who of course, is the Aunt of Dunn.

As we don’t know what to do in times of grief, we tend to make jokes. However, because this is weird, we can’t quite form them properly. Suffice to say, they revolved around ‘at least he won’t have to put up with Bam anymore’ and something to do with a toy car being shoved into his colon.

Jackass 3D – THE TRAILER THINGY

August 13th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Aw Jackass. Paying grown men to crap on windows, explode things out of their colons, get shot at, lamped and bloodied… all so we can sit and laugh our little titties off like post-millennium Beavis and Buttheads.

And now, of course, we’ll be treated with a new film that it is 3D, which means, when Steve-O pukes his ring or someone throws a handful of faeces at us, it’ll seem like it is happening for real. Who wouldn’t want that after paying over a fiver to get into a cinema?

Anyhoo, we’ve got the trailer for the new Jackass 3D flick and, to be brutally honest, it looks a bit tame compared to previous outings… but then again, the harder stuff won’t be allowed on the family friendly trailer (although there’s nothing family friendly about Steve-O’s face alone).

Johnny Knoxville: Dumbass

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Johnny Knoxville has done some pretty stupid things in his time – most notably the Dukes Of Hazzard movie.

But forget that. Because everything that Johnny Knoxville has ever done – like getting shot, riding a bicycle off a diving board, being smacked in the testicles with a mallet, trying to make polite conversation with Jessica Simpson, especially trying to make polite conversation with Jessica Simpson – looks like the work of a highly respected quantum physicist compared with what he’s just done.

Johnny Knoxville has just been arrested. For trying to take a hand grenade onto an aeroplane. Top that, Wee Man.