Justin Bieber popped up during New York Fashion Week with a brand-new, decidedly un-couture accessory ? an unbecoming wispy string of hair laying delicately across his upper lip like a house centipede, or, as 13-year-old boys everywhere wish they could call it, a mustache.
If this is his way of trying to prove he’s a man, I hate to break it to him, but there are plenty of women with more impressive facial hair (as those of us with Great Aunt Muriels can attest), and plenty of technically-male-non-men who also have more impressive facial hair (as those of us who live in Brooklyn can attest).