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Jack Nicholson Still Gets More Chicks Than You

September 18th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Recently, there was a rumor going around that Jack Nicholson had retired from acting because he got a bad case of the “olds” and could no longer memorize scripts. Thankfully, everyone’s favorite horny grandfather has come out in a new interview to not only squash that talk, but to remind everyone why he is just the ultimate bad ass.

He also tries to play down how much action he is getting these days, but I think Nicholson is just trying to be humble so that he doesn’t make other 70 year old men look bad.

Brazilian Thicko Tries To Commit Fraud With Jack Nicholson’s Face

February 29th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

If you were going to commit some kind of burglary, you might wear a rubber mask depicting a famous person. What if you were just stood there with your own stupid face, holding an ID card with an Oscar winner on it, grinning inanely saying ‘yep, that’s me alright!’?

Step forward one dazzlingly simple Brazilian conman.

A Brazilian man found his collar being felt by the long arm of the law as he tried to open a fraudulent bank account with a fake ID that featured a photo of actor Jack Nicholson. That’d be Jack ‘massively recognisable’ Nicholson.

The A-To-Z Of Celebrity Impressions

October 17th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Impressionists. It’s hard to know whether to laugh at them or kill them by strangling them with their own vocal chords.

Alas, they’re not all idiots. Some are rather good and inventive with it. Of course, most aren’t. Most are jarring nincompoops.

However, one chap has an A-to-Z of celebrity impressions and, while some aren’t too hot, some are really, really great.

Jack Nicholson Bangs On About His Creepy Hillary Clinton Video

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Hillary Clinton is back in the race to become the Democratic presidential candidate, and it's perfectly clear that Jack Nicholson deserves all the thanks.

Look at the evidence. Hillary Clinton is behind in the polls and then – bam! – Jack Nicholson makes an incomprehensible video where some of his nastiest screen characters sort of vaguely say lines of dialogue that might possibly be construed as endorsing her and she wins big in three important states.

And now, just to mop up all the praise that a befuddled-looking Father Jack-esque appearance on a woolly political YouTube video deserves, Jack Nicholson has given an interview all about how he's the world's bestest ever at politics and stuff.

VIDEO: Jack Nicholson Endorses Sexy Hillary Clinton

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

This could be Hillary Clinton's last week of trying to be the next American president, so now's the time to bring out the big guns.

Well, alright – not the big guns exactly. But at least the elderly, debauched, paunchy guns have been wheeled out. And by that we plainly mean Jack Nicholson.

Ahead of this week's vital Ohio and Texas primaries, Jack Nicholson has put together a campaign video of him in some of his most famous roles to drum up support for Hillary Clinton. And we're sure Jack's pro-Hillary message will get through to the two or three people who saw it and didn't cack themselves at the sight of the drunk-looking, growling, dishevelled jowl-monster who pops up at the end like the obese ghost of your abusive grandfather.

Heath Ledger: Jack Nicholson Hates To Say He Told You So

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Hindsight's a bitch – it's easy to wonder how different things would be if Hitler got more hugs or someone said "No Jamie Lynn, not without a condom."

But someone who has no time for hindsight is Jack Nicholson. Though it's natural for people close to Heath Ledger to ask themselves if they could have done anything differently to stop his death, Jack Nicholson doesn't have to.

That's because Jack Nicholson says he warned Heath Ledger about taking sleeping pills. And if things are bad enough for Jack Nicholson to warn you about stuff…