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The Oscars: Everything You Need To Know About It Because You Went To Bed (Includes Blackface And Potential Nipple)

February 27th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Last night saw the Oscars or Academy Awards being held and a bunch of people did some stuff, while others collected trophies and other didn’t do much at all, but still somehow got in the newspapers.

It was amazing, obviously.

Like sensible people, most of you were in bed last night. And so you don’t miss out on anything, we’ve decided to create a big cheat-sheet for you so you can talk about the Oscars in the office like you stayed up all night. And no, no-one actually expected Billy Crystal to black-up for his opening segment.

J-Lo’s Ex Is Having It Away With Will Smith’s Wife In Famous By Association Triste?

September 2nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

As well you know, Jennifer Lopez split up with her fella, Marc Anthony recently, and everyone was so shocked that the UN set up a helpline to stop us all from committing suicide in the streets. It really was an awful time.

It’s about to get worse.

See, Marc Anthony is not happy to just break one celebrity marriage now that he’s been reported to be “inappropriately close” to Jada Pinkett Smith – or, if you prefer, Will Smith’s wife. Oooooooh. Don’t mess with lovely Will Smith.

Marc Anthony Didn’t Like Jennifer Lopez Because She Was Attractive In The Presence Of Others

July 20th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The news that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were getting divorced saw unprecedented sorrow in the hecklerspray hovel. We couldn’t believe that such a perfect couple had split without reminding us that they were an item in the first place. Very distressing.

So what caused this awful rift between two gulpingly attractive superhumans?

Well, Jennifer Lopez made a massive, massive mistake. She forgot that you’re only allowed to be attractive while wooing your husband. After that, you must stop being attractive at all, even if your work depends on it and, dare we say it, that was the thing that attracted your beau to you in the first instance.

Oh Look! Jennifer Lopez’s Nipple Would Like To Say Hello To Everyone At Home

June 20th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Celebrity boob enthusiasts! We don’t mind if you don’t want to read these words and get straight to the mammaries. Yes. There’s a picture of Jennifer Lopez’s right boob over the jump. Honestly. Go straight there. You’ll miss some jokes but the traffic is all good.

Right. For those of you who remain and want to see what words we’ll write about J-Lo’s right buster, we’re all poised like a coiled sponge to disappoint.

So what’s happening? Well, the American Idol judge allowed her bubular to hang out while appearing on a German TV show, clearly enjoying the fact that they’re all sexually liberated over there with their porn films, hairy genitalia and their penchant for tanga briefs.