Folded:
- www.areyoubritishinbed.com (take the test and find out)
- Lynx 3 (officially loved by women everywhere. What’s that scent? Ooh, complex)
- ITV4′s action movie promos (retro, fun and certainly better than the old guy E4 are flogging to death on their ads)
- Pedestrian and bicycle sat-nav for the PSP (if it actually works of course, and doesn’t take a week to load the map)
- Fursty Ferret (a beer for old people; can be drunk by young people)
Creased:
- Speed Racer (you pays your money, you gets a headache)
- Seaside 60’s indie (Scouting For Girls, The Hoosiers – it’s all painful and it all sounds the same: plinkity plonkity nonsense)
- Takeaway delivery drivers (no-one expects genius, but a basic grasp of reading house numbers helps)
- Sam Sparro (apparently dumps his cool top hat from the Black & Gold video and turns up to gigs in a hoodie. What a mess)
- Leather sofas (freeze in winter, sweat in summer. Fantastic)


