Articles tagged with: It’s Complicated
Denise Richards: It’s Unemployment
The world is split into three: one group hates Denise Richards, one group likes Denise Richards and the other group doesn't care if Denise Richards lives or dies. Sadly, none of these groups watch Denise Richards: It's Complicated. The group that likes her won't watch it because they don't like how she's portrayed in it, the group that hates her won't watch it because they hate her and the group that doesn't care won't watch it because ultimately they're quite sensible. And that's why Denise Richards: It's Complicated is getting cancelled. Personally we blame the title. Denise Richards: It's Complicated is both vague and untrue. Denise Richards Exceeds The Most Negative Aspects Of Her Reputation While Simultaneously Doing Her Best To Prove The Opposite would have got the viewers flooding in. But, no, nobody ever listens to us.
The world is split into three: one group hates Denise Richards, one group likes Denise Richards and the other group doesn't care if Denise Richards lives or dies. Sadly, none of these groups watch Denise Richards: It's Complicated. The group that likes her won't watch it because they don't like how she's portrayed in it, the group that hates her won't watch it because they hate her and the group that doesn't care won't watch it because ultimately they're quite sensible. And that's why Denise Richards: It's Complicated is getting cancelled. Personally we blame the title. Denise Richards: It's Complicated is both vague and untrue. Denise Richards Exceeds The Most Negative Aspects Of Her Reputation While Simultaneously Doing Her Best To Prove The Opposite would have got the viewers flooding in. But, no, nobody ever listens to us.
Charlie Sheen To Denise Richards: Blah Blah Blah, Something About Money
If you've seen Denise Richards on TV defending her decision to whore out her kids on a reality show, you'll know that she is right and Charlie Sheen is wrong. But get this - now Charlie Sheen is saying that he's right and Denise Richards is wrong! That's crazy - it's like everything we know is a lie! Or it's like Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are a couple of utter shitbaskets who can't stop bickering in public even though it'll obviously be detrimental to their childrens' development. Anyway Denise Richards has been saying that she only made her reality TV show because she hasn't got any money, and Charlie Sheen has hit back saying that actually he gives her loads of money. Not all of it, though - he needs the rest of it for his whore fund. That's if he has a whore fund, obviously. Legally we wouldn't like to speculate.
If you've seen Denise Richards on TV defending her decision to whore out her kids on a reality show, you'll know that she is right and Charlie Sheen is wrong. But get this - now Charlie Sheen is saying that he's right and Denise Richards is wrong! That's crazy - it's like everything we know is a lie! Or it's like Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are a couple of utter shitbaskets who can't stop bickering in public even though it'll obviously be detrimental to their childrens' development. Anyway Denise Richards has been saying that she only made her reality TV show because she hasn't got any money, and Charlie Sheen has hit back saying that actually he gives her loads of money. Not all of it, though - he needs the rest of it for his whore fund. That's if he has a whore fund, obviously. Legally we wouldn't like to speculate.
