A fresh, rejuvenated, rehabilitated Amy Winehouse has made the difficult decision to cancel her entire European tour after the entire internet has spent the week laughing at her inability to perform a song that she wrote all by herself during a recent gig in Belgrade.
Confirmation came on Sunday that Ms Winehouse had cancelled performances in Istanbul and Athens. The singer had been due to perform right across Southern Europe as part of her triumphant, if understated, comeback tour.
The decision to can the remaining shows came after the thinking person’s Peter Doherty was booed at the Belgrade concert for slurring her words and appearing incoherent and… well… a little bit pissed throughout the performance.
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As Lindsay Lohan knows, the hardest part of being a recovering alcoholic isn't getting sober – it's staying sober long enough to turn down rubbishy films about forgetful strippers.
Or even staying sober at all, for that matter. A video has emerged of Lindsay Lohan swigging from a bottle of champagne at a New Year's Eve party in Italy, even though she pretty much spent almost every waking hour of 2007 in various rehab clinics trying to kick the booze for good. However, the good news is that the video only shows Lindsay Lohan taking one gulp of champagne before putting it down – which either means that a) Lindsay realised what she was jeopardising by drinking and responsibly stopped or b) Lindsay realised that her alcohol-soaked gut had developed an immunity to sparkling wine and put it down to find something more boozy, like vodka or lighter fluid or some of her own urine.
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Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not a people person, so long as those people are male, Italian, slightly demented by lust and in possession of a tongue that they can waggle around inside Lindsay's gob.
Lindsay Lohan, you see, was in Capri recently for a film festival – something that she celebrated by snogging the arse off almost all of the island's men. Well, three of them at least – if accounts are to be believed, Lindsay Lohan managed to smooch waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio and actors Dario Faiella and Eduardo Costa all within the space of 24 hours. So it seems that Lindsay Lohan's type is Italian men from Capri. Well, Italian men. Well, men. Well, humans. Well, any living creature of any kind, really. Or objects. Any living creature or any inanimate object. We hope that's narrowed it down a little.
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Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not a people person, so long as those people are male, Italian, slightly demented by lust and in possession of a tongue that they can waggle around inside Lindsay's gob.
Lindsay Lohan, you see, was in Capri recently for a film festival - something that she celebrated by snogging the arse off almost all of the island's men. Well, three of them at least - if accounts are to be believed, Lindsay Lohan managed to smooch waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio and actors Dario Faiella and Eduardo Costa all within the space of 24 hours. So it seems that Lindsay Lohan's type is Italian men from Capri. Well, Italian men. Well, men. Well, humans. Well, any living creature of any kind, really. Or objects. Any living creature or any inanimate object. We hope that's narrowed it down a little.
