Articles tagged with: It Will Kill You
It Will Kill You: Pilot Whale
Some say that animals are living creatures and therefore must be treated with respect. We say DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THEM NOW! This is It Will Kill You. The pilot whale, of the Globicephala genus, is primarily known for its distinct rounded head, long-based dorsel fin and the fact that - as the video below clearly demonstrates - it feasts on human flesh and often fantasises about annihilating mankind forever. To reiterate, pilot whales are arseholes. Just look at what a pilot whale did to this poor diver, and remember - if you've ever listened to a whalesong CD, what you're probably listening to is a load of these fishy wankers discussing how much they'd like to disembowel your grandmother. Fact. Video after the jump...
Some say that animals are living creatures and therefore must be treated with respect. We say DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THEM NOW! This is It Will Kill You. The pilot whale, of the Globicephala genus, is primarily known for its distinct rounded head, long-based dorsel fin and the fact that - as the video below clearly demonstrates - it feasts on human flesh and often fantasises about annihilating mankind forever. To reiterate, pilot whales are arseholes. Just look at what a pilot whale did to this poor diver, and remember - if you've ever listened to a whalesong CD, what you're probably listening to is a load of these fishy wankers discussing how much they'd like to disembowel your grandmother. Fact. Video after the jump...
It Will Kill You – Reindeer
Hey Cute Overload Dot Com! You're selling a lie! Animals aren't the magical little bundles of adorable fluff that you make them out to be - they're bloodthirsty savages hell-bent on ending humanity by hoof and paw. This is It Will Kill You. According to legend, the reindeer is Santa's trusty helper, ...
It Will Kill You: Tiger
Believe the internet and you'll think that animals are adorable little fluffbaskets with big eyes that live in piles of laundry. They're not - animals are complete turds. This is It Will Kill You.
Think of tigers and what comes to mind? Tigger from Winnie the Pooh? Tony the Tiger from the Frosties adverts? Hobbes out of Calvin and
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It Will Kill You: Crocodile
The internet is mainly full of fluffy kittens and sneezing pandas, but screw that. This is It Will Kill You. Because all animals are tossers. It's obvious that a crocodile will kill you if you give it the chance. They've hardly changed since the days of the dinosaurs, and that's because they're so good at killing ...
It Will Kill You: Anaconda
Fed up with endless internet pictures of two puppydogs kissing on the lips? Good, here's It Will Kill You.
This week's It Will Kill You is the Anaconda. Growing up to about 30 feet in length, the Anaconda is a type of aquatic boa that inhabits swamps and rivers in South America. The Anaconda will kill you by constriction. Looping
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