Jennifer Aniston Still a ‘Lady’, John Mayer Keeps Moths in His Wallet John Mayer has, rather unsurprisingly, been using his breakup with Jennifer Aniston to get himself a nice big slice of publicity. It's not that we didn't expect him to go down that route, but it does still irritate when it actually happens. After all, he is still a dull nobody that would have faded into obscurity had he kept his mouth shut about the relationship and consequent split. So obviously he's gone for the old 'talk about her to the press in an annoying fashion, just so people don't forget who I am for at least two extra weeks, and places like that amazing hecklerspray.com will write about me again' route that so many ineffectual Z-listers opt for. Well we won't, John Mayer. We wo... oh. We have. Bugger.

Van Halen Reunion Tour Inevitably Scrapped Again

Sometimes it can seem like the hardest thing in the world to get four old men to play bad-haired, leotard-wearing widdly-widdly-woo hard rock music together.

That's certainly the case with Van Halen. After more messily aborted reunions than you could ever wish for, Van Halen finally hit the road in September to play their bad-haired, leotard-wearing widdly-widdly-woo hard rock music to as many middle-aged bad-haired nostalgia freaks as the possibly could.

Except it couldn't last and, with crushing inevitability, the rest of the Van Halen reunion tour has been scrapped; either forever or until the band feels the need to demonstrate its innate lack of personal and organisation skills in public again.