Hecklerspray’s Monday Music Mango: Iron Maiden, Marilyn Manson, Folk Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week's major label releases. Welcome, hecklerspray devotees - and those unfortunates who have stumbled in while searching for information on New Kids On The Block/menopause symptoms - to a shiny new, weekly look at what aural filth the major record labels are going to be flinging at us in the coming week. In typically amateurish 'spray fashion, of course, this inaugural Monday feature is actually appearing on a Tuesday. We so bad.

WEBTHUMP! Friday 1 May 2009 10 - Films we didn't know existed but now really want to see: TipToes - Filmdrunk 9 - Lily Allen in 'not friends with Vladimir Putin' shock - Popsugar 8 - You know Josh Burt our guest-blogger. He makes his own ice cream. Go get him, girls - Interestment 7 - Six famous characters you didn't know were rip-offs - Cracked.

WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 10 March 2009 10 - Sleeping giraffes: adorable or nightmarish? - Image 9 - Colombia realises that Iron Maiden are terrible, has a little riot about it - Colombiareports 8 - A sunglass launch at a department store doubles nicely as a 'spot the bastard' contest - Holymoly 7 - Well, hey, turns out that some child prodigies don't end up killing themselves because of all the pressure their parents ...