Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week’s major label releases.
Welcome, hecklerspray devotees – and those unfortunates who have stumbled in while searching for information on New Kids On The Block/menopause symptoms – to a shiny new, weekly look at what aural filth the major record labels are going to be flinging at us in the coming week.
In typically amateurish ‘spray fashion, of course, this inaugural Monday feature is actually appearing on a Tuesday.
10 - Sleeping giraffes: adorable or nightmarish? – Image
9 - Colombia realises that Iron Maiden are terrible, has a little riot about it – Colombiareports
8 - A sunglass launch at a department store doubles nicely as a ‘spot the bastard’ contest – Holymoly
7 - Well, hey, turns out that some child prodigies don’t end up killing themselves because of all the pressure their parents put them under after all – Mentalfloss
6 - The stupidest children in the world – I Am Bored
5 - Videogame characters that look like sex offenders! Yay! – Destructoid
4 - Hey America, we’re almost as fat as you now. EAT FASTER! – Independent
3 – Amy Winehouse can’t get into America. For some reason – Popsugar
2 – This is doing our octopus phobia no good. No good at all – YouTube
1 - This is easily, easily better than the actual Watchmen movie…
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week’s major label releases.
