Articles tagged with: Ireland
We're really thrumming up to the day that the Eurovision Song Contest gets interesting now, so hold onto your hats. And the Eurovision news is really coming in thick and fast, if the contest's official website is anything to go by. Why, just yesterday we learnt that the Maltese entry has a side-job as a secretary. This sort of hard-hitting breaking news is enough to leave us giddy, we don't mind telling you. So here's the Eurovision 2009 profiles for Sinéad Mulvey and Black Daisy from Ireland and Noa and Mira Awad from Israel...
Get ready for another big fat slice of delicious Eurovision betting odds, please. Have you ever harboured a desire to compete in the Eurovision Song Contest, but can't because you're a spangle-addicted toddler? Well fret no more - the Junior Eurovision Song Contest is here! Well not here exactly, but in Cyprus in November. If you're a taste-deficient child or a slightly creepy adult, now's your chance to shine. Make us proud kids. Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Ireland, with help from Paddy Power...
When someone offers you something for free, there’s usually a catch.
But not always. Just last week a Chinese businessman said we could inherit $10,000,000 if we gave him some bank details. We did and now we’re just waiting to see the cheque arrive in the post. And some people thought we were stupid.
Now a new offer has caught our eye, which couldn’t be better for the thousands of single and horny blokes out there. If you’ve missed out on tickets to this year's festivals like T In The Park, V and Glastonbury, you can still get a chance to go. All you have to do is wank! Yes simply place your man sap in a jar, send it off and you could be experiencing the joys of festivals around Europe. Sorry ladies, it’s a no go for you. But why not try and water some mayonnaise down and pass it off as your own reproductive bodily fluid anyway?
