Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Poor Iraq. If it wasn’t having enough trouble, emos have made their way there being overly sensitive about everything and single-handedly holding up the black hair dye industry, listening to their awful, awful music.
For some inexplicable reason, over 50?Iraqi emos have reportedly been killed over the last few months by conservative militia.
They surely would’ve done it themselves if they were left to it?
Everyone alive is sick of listening to Angelina Jolie prattle on about humanitarian issues all the time – that’s a fact.
That’s fine – a firebrand like Angelina Jolie must be used to the criticism from strangers by now – but it has to hurt when Angelina Jolie’s own unborn children start to launch violent internal attacks on her own abdominal wall just to shut her up.
Because that’s what’s happened – during a discussion about Iraqi education policy in Washington on Tuesday, Angelina Jolie was forced to talk about her own unborn twins in public for the very first time because they wouldn’t stop booting her in the gut with all their might. Heartwarming stuff, huh?
