Iran. They're part of the axis of evil, you know.

Why? Well, because chimp-in-command Georgie Bush says so.

Why else?

Because of their constant, sickeningly misogynist repression of women? Or their charming little policy of hanging homosexuals? Well, they're bad enough (unless you read The Independent, in which case they're just cultural differences which we should 'respect'; you know, the same way we should 'respect' a Rottweiler's right to savage a toddler). Well, hecklerspray's definition of evil is something of a more universal one.

One that involves Chris De Burgh.