Take That’s Prodigal Son and Stoke’s most irritating son Robbie Williams has been waking up in the night covered in a liquid that isn’t his own urine according to The Daily Star. In an interview with Britain’s least believable paper, Williams prophesied that he might be a target for terrorists because he’s so completely important.
The egotist, who recently returned to the warming, Northern embrace of his former Take That, has been having trouble sleeping recently and instead of taking a Night Nurse and keeping his massive flapping trap shut, he decided to give an “exclusive” to a woeful Red Top.
Luckily, he’s been having dreams that even Joseph & His Technicolour Fraud Coat wouldn’t have any trouble analysing.
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When you’re an actor it can be hard to let your characters go, which is why Dan Ackroyd still drives around in a hearse trying to taser dust at weekends.
And it’s also why actress Rose McGowan has just told the world’s media that she would definitely join the IRA if she had the chance – partly due to the political beliefs of the IRA and partly due to the way that camouflage military wear compliments her skintone.
Now, you might be thinking that it’s extraordinarily boneheaded for an actress like Rose McGowan to declare her admiration for an organisation responsible for countless deaths, but she’s not completely irresponsible – McGowan sort of implied that she’d only join the IRA if there wasn’t so much killing and stuff. And also, what’s with those balaclavas? They’d, like, totally give you gross hat-hair and whatever.
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