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Miley Cyrus Introduced To Creepy Older Underwear Chap By Dad
The day most men are introduced to their 15-year-old daughter's 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend is usually they day they go bald and/or start sniffing glue. But not if you're Billy Ray Cyrus. If you're Billy Ray Cyrus then your 15-year-old daughter will never introduce you to her 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend. That's because if you're Billy Ray Cyrus, your 15-year-old daughter is Miley Cyrus and it's you who'll introduce her to the aforementioned 20-year-old underwear model. That's right - it turns out that Billy Ray Cyrus is responsible for hooking Miley Cyrus up with her new, much older, mostly naked boyfriend Justin Gaston. Normally we'd suggest that Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend would be feeling pretty inadequate because of this, but given our suspicion that Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend was actually Billy Ray Cyrus anyway, we'll probably just leave it.
The day most men are introduced to their 15-year-old daughter's 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend is usually they day they go bald and/or start sniffing glue. But not if you're Billy Ray Cyrus. If you're Billy Ray Cyrus then your 15-year-old daughter will never introduce you to her 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend. That's because if you're Billy Ray Cyrus, your 15-year-old daughter is Miley Cyrus and it's you who'll introduce her to the aforementioned 20-year-old underwear model. That's right - it turns out that Billy Ray Cyrus is responsible for hooking Miley Cyrus up with her new, much older, mostly naked boyfriend Justin Gaston. Normally we'd suggest that Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend would be feeling pretty inadequate because of this, but given our suspicion that Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend was actually Billy Ray Cyrus anyway, we'll probably just leave it.
