Hecklerspray loves Pong – it's been part of our top banner since roughly the dawn of time and all the better for it. But hecklerspray also has an attention span so pitifully small that… ooh look, a penny!

Anyway, where were we? Oh yes, it's that some games of Pong seem to go on forever – sometimes anything up to three or four minutes. Borrring! So thank baby Jesus himself for Insane Pong. Insane Pong is like Pong, except there's only one ball, one match and one point. Bip bip bip finish, that's Insane Pong. Just one thing wrong, though – Insane Pong is a three-syllable title, and who the bum's going to play anything with a name that long? Jeez.