Articles tagged with: Inquest
Ex-pop-singing-sensation Lily Allen’s father (or - as he was once known - ‘Keith Allen’) has told one ‘n’ all he’s of the fancy that our Lady Diana, Princess of Wales, did not die because of some arbitrary misfortune, but that she was in fact dealt the somewhat more illegal misfortune of murder.
Just what is the man thinking? How does he grow such testicles?
According to The Royalist, ex-pop-singing-sensation Lily Allen’s father (let us call him EPSSLAF) has gone on record to say:
"To this day I absolutely believe that it wasn’t an accident. I just know."
And if he doesn’t believe it was an accident, it remains only that he believes it was murder. He doesn’t appear to have elaborated on what ground he has to stand on as of yet, merely that he ‘just knows’.
When we were walking back from the pub one evening, a man suddenly jumped out in front of us and gave us a warning. “Be careful of your actions, for they will mould the rest of your life”. "Umm, OK" we thought as the trampy looking bloke ran in to the night.
However, we hold our hands up now and admit this incident has come true. We all know about Princess Diana. She was the people’s princess, the princess of hearts. Despite being dead for over ten years now, she is still making the news. Just think of her as the equivalent of Tupac. But still, Mohamed Al Fayed claims the Duke of Edinburgh was behind a plot to murder Diana and his son Dodi before they got married. But some just-unearthed letters say he might not have been, actually. It’s almost like some sort of bad film script.
