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OJ Simpson’s Boring Fate All Down To The Jury Now
OJ Simpson's Difficult Second Trial has gone to the jury - it's now down to them to decide whether OJ Simpson did it or didn't do or killed his wife or whatever. The closing arguments were a nice reflection on the trial that had just passed - in that they weren't really as exciting as they could have been and everyone present looked as if they'd rather be anywhere else on Earth. But that's not what matters. What matters is that soon a jury will finally - finally - make the OJ Simpson trial slightly exciting. So now we wait. How long will the jury take to decide OJ Simpson's fate? What will the fate be? How many badly-written OJ Simpson: My Part In His Downfall books will the jurors release between them? Can't they just hurry up and make a decision? Seriously, we're losing all sensation in our feet.
OJ Simpson's Difficult Second Trial has gone to the jury - it's now down to them to decide whether OJ Simpson did it or didn't do or killed his wife or whatever. The closing arguments were a nice reflection on the trial that had just passed - in that they weren't really as exciting as they could have been and everyone present looked as if they'd rather be anywhere else on Earth. But that's not what matters. What matters is that soon a jury will finally - finally - make the OJ Simpson trial slightly exciting. So now we wait. How long will the jury take to decide OJ Simpson's fate? What will the fate be? How many badly-written OJ Simpson: My Part In His Downfall books will the jurors release between them? Can't they just hurry up and make a decision? Seriously, we're losing all sensation in our feet.
Barenaked Ladies Drug Bloke To Fight His Charges Like A Beast
There's a Barenaked Ladies song that goes "If I had $1,000,000/ I'd blow it all on coke/ and maybe a couple of hookers." Actually that might not be true - we don't like Barenaked Ladies nearly enough to listen to one of their terrible songs - but they do have a song called If I Had $1,000,000 and, since the band's singer Steven Page was arrested for cocaine possession this week, that scenario would probably make the most sense. Or maybe it wouldn't, because Barenaked Ladies have posted a message on their website saying that Steven Page will fight his charges to the ends of the Earth. Or until he's convicted, sent to jail and used as a violent masturbatory tool by the entire prison population as a twisted revenge for his song about Chickedy China The Chinese Chicken. Whichever one happens first, basically.
There's a Barenaked Ladies song that goes "If I had $1,000,000/ I'd blow it all on coke/ and maybe a couple of hookers." Actually that might not be true - we don't like Barenaked Ladies nearly enough to listen to one of their terrible songs - but they do have a song called If I Had $1,000,000 and, since the band's singer Steven Page was arrested for cocaine possession this week, that scenario would probably make the most sense. Or maybe it wouldn't, because Barenaked Ladies have posted a message on their website saying that Steven Page will fight his charges to the ends of the Earth. Or until he's convicted, sent to jail and used as a violent masturbatory tool by the entire prison population as a twisted revenge for his song about Chickedy China The Chinese Chicken. Whichever one happens first, basically.
