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Jessica Simpson stinky piss kidney infection hospitalKidney infections can be painful and distressing and they absolutely aren't funny – unless they happen to Jessica Simpson, in which case they sort of are.

Jessica Simpson was released from hospital yesterday after being treated for what's being described as a kidney infection. However, details are vague and nobody knows if Jessica Simpson had a real kidney infection or whether it was just a smokescreen for a more embarrassing ailment.

But, just this once, we'll take the bait. Our guess is that Jessica Simpson really did have a kidney infection, but only because that means Jessica Simpson definitely has really stinky piss. Jessica 'Stinky Piss' Simpson. Old stinky piss, that's her. Stinky piss.

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