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Oh, And By The Way, Taylor Swift’s Pregnancy Is Impossible
As a teenage country singer, Taylor Swift is bound by convention to get pregnant as soon as possible - preferably by a member of her own family. But don't hold your breath. Following reports of her fury at being dumped by Joe Jonas recently, rumours quickly spread that Taylor Swift was in fact pregnant. But this isn't the case at all, and Taylor Swift has publicly declared that it would be 'impossible' for her to be pregnant. Of course it's impossible. Look at the facts - Taylor Swift is a good, church-going Christian girl from the heartland of America who's only just reached the legal age of consent and whose last known boyfriend is a self-confessed virgin. Of course it's impossible for Taylor Swift to be pregnant. She's obviously a man.
As a teenage country singer, Taylor Swift is bound by convention to get pregnant as soon as possible - preferably by a member of her own family. But don't hold your breath. Following reports of her fury at being dumped by Joe Jonas recently, rumours quickly spread that Taylor Swift was in fact pregnant. But this isn't the case at all, and Taylor Swift has publicly declared that it would be 'impossible' for her to be pregnant. Of course it's impossible. Look at the facts - Taylor Swift is a good, church-going Christian girl from the heartland of America who's only just reached the legal age of consent and whose last known boyfriend is a self-confessed virgin. Of course it's impossible for Taylor Swift to be pregnant. She's obviously a man.
