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Alex Reid Needs Time Away From Katie Price. Ditto.

by Mof Gimmers

It’s hard to think of a celebrity couple who work so incredibly hard at doing so very little above Alex Reid and Katie Price. Sure, she used to model and put her name to some books and junk, and Reid was an average cage fighter but, for the most part, they’re just… there. So when [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 25 November 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – GO HERE NOW! A man’s about to fly across the Atlantic on a jetpack, and you can watch it here – Challenge 9 – Dogs. Dressed as bees. Read that again. DOGS DRESSED AS BEARS! Consider your mind BLOWN – Beedogs 8 – The worst I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here [...]

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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): The Final!

by Paul Gibson

During the First World War, soldiers would often endure days of warfare in the most atrocious conditions imaginable, and emerge from it all having gained or lost just a few yards for their team. Which is a hideously overblown and offensively inappropriate metaphor for this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, the [...]

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Heidi Montag Threatens World With Nudey Playboy Shoot

by Stuart Heritage

Want to become famous? OK, here’s how you do it. 1) Be completely awful. 2) Spend a few hours in a dark room until you vomit.

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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): Myleene Klass Gets Sticky In Bed

by Paul Gibson

Having already changed rooms because of an insect infestation, Myleene has accidentally glued herself to her bed. If anyone starts connecting the dots between ‘insects’, ‘grasshoppers’ and ‘sticky hotel room messes’, they will be asked to leave. Myleene Klass, barely-sentient host of the celebrity torturefest: we knew she wasn’t the greenest leaf on the tree, [...]

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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): Week Two Begins

by Paul Gibson

Yes, we had to check that, too. But it’s true: it is only Week Two and not, as we had thought, Year Eighty-Nine. But a week can be a long time in the jungle. Especially a jungle where pubey-bearded manchild Spencer Pratt spends 19 hours out of every day arguing with mahogany-faced leatherwoman Janice Dickinson. [...]

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Heidi Montag Hospitalised, Spencer Pratt’s Grotty Beard A Suspect

by Stuart Heritage

Heidi Montag is as hard as nails. She is. True, she might look like a scrawny, pointless waste of skin, but she is.

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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): The Girls

by Paul Gibson

Day Two of the Costa Rican shenanigans, and we present to you the lady contestants. Oh, and Janice Dickinson, who has been flung into this group in the absence of a ‘Leather Handbag’ team. Second day, and already two people have left the show. Unsurprisingly, and happily, it was the two most irritating and juvenile [...]

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I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here (USA): The Boys

by Paul Gibson

The Americans, having nicked IASGMOOH from us, have failed to understand what makes the thing watchable: instead of cheeky Ant and Dec, they’ve got Myleene Klass hosting. A woman who donates sap, rather than blood. Desperate as we are to witness talentless unknowns humiliate themselves on the telly, we genuinely can’t wait for the news [...]

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Myleene Klass Is A Cannibal. What’s For Dinner?

by Alex de Moller

Dear Myleene,

You’d make an excellent cannibal. In fact, we can’t imagine anyone else consuming human flesh in a bikini.

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