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Mischa Barton Nudes Found – No, She’s Not Crazy at All (39 PICS)

British-American actress Mischa Barton has officially joined the ranks of celebrities with vengeful exes. Back in 1996, all Barton had to worry about was getting her acting start on ABC’s All My Children. But she’ll always be known as Marissa Cooper on Fox’s The O.C.

After The O.C, Barton continued acting in many films you’ve probably never seen unless you’re a superfan. She even appeared in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense. If only she’d had a little of her own ESP to forewarn her of what would happen in 2017.

Beyonce Is Not Happy With You Discussing Her Uterus

May 20th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Twitter near enough exploded with congratulations when multiple sources came forward to claim that Beyonce and Mr Beyonce were once again expecting the pitter-patter of tiny feet. The woman herself was apparently not so thrilled.?

Rather than a simple ‘yes or no’ answer, Beyonce decided that the best way to address the rumours was in the style of a fourteen year old white girl – through passive aggressive quotes posted on her Instagram account. Bonus drama-queen points for deleting it a short time later. C’mon Bey, you’re better than that.

Catholics Hate ‘Vulgar’ Nicki Minaj And Others Mutter ‘Illuminati’

February 14th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Famous people want attention. They’re like trolls really. And Nicki Minaj is no different, as anyone who saw her Grammy Awards performance will testify. If you missed it (the video is over the jump), she went a bit Catholic-mental as she got herself exorcised on-stage.

Or, if you’re that way inclined, it was all one gigantic Illuminati ritual, which is clearly a brilliant, brilliant thing to do.

With that, Minaj got the attention she craved and bang-on-cue, here come the Catholic League and they’ve got their robes in a bunch.

Is Justin Bieber Harvesting The Organs Of Children?

January 26th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

There’s always been something incredibly sinister about Justin Bieber. Anyone who is paraded around like a prepubescent monkey eunuch should fill any right-minded person with the dread of a thousand bailiffs.

The very fact no-one seems to mind a performing menstrual period is of great concern, especially given that Bieber is clearly using his power for unspeakable evil.

Like what? Well, at the wave of his nailless foetal hand, it appears that the world’s young are donating their organs. Oooh, the horror!

Justin Bieber Killed By Illuminati In Car Crash And Replaced By Lookalike

August 7th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

There’s been reports that Justin Bieber has been in a minor car accident this week while driving around in a Ferrari in Los Angeles. Even the police have confirmed that the pint-sized popstar was in an accident.

The official line is that there was no injury or damage to the car according to the authorities.

However, we’ve uncovered some shocking news that the young singer has already passed away and replaced by a reckless lookalike. There’s lots of concrete evidence to support this too, if you know where to look. It would appear that Justin Bieber is dead.

Kim Kardashian Has Lizard Skin And Therefore, Is Down With Bilderberg Illuminati

July 26th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Kim Kardashian is obviously a member of the illumianti and down with the Bilderberg lot. Why? Well, how else could you explain her fame which is coupled with a complete absence of talent?

If that’s the case, she’s really a lizard woman posing as one of us humans?

Basically, that’s exactly what is happening here as the celebutante has been seen out and about with horrible, red, scaly skin. Of course, she’s got some paid-off doctor to pass this off as something called psoriasis, but we’re not having that for one second.