Lars Ulrich Pops His Illegal Downloading Cherry We all know that Lars Ulrich is an angry man. He's so angry that drumkits literally weep when they know he is nearby. But Lars Ulrich isn’t alone when it comes to being angry. Oh no, he is part of a band called Metallica with three other angry middle aged balding men. Maybe their belts are on too tight? It isn’t clear if tomato ketchup, pandas or cacti add to his anger, but we know one thing that does - illegal downloading! Mention that to Lars and he’ll knock you into the future. But he appears to be having a change of heart. He’s just admitted to stealing music off the internet.