Since it’s been about 18 seconds since Britney Spears last got into trouble, we’re well overdue a new outrage.

And, God bless Britney, that’s what we’ve got. The new Britney Spears single is called If U Seek Amy – which, when said quickly, sounds a bit like ‘F-U-C-K me’. And parental groups have reacted furiously to this.

Not because of the bad language, you understand, but because of the inaccuracy. Nobody wants to F-U-C-K Britney Spears any more, do they? They want to vomit and run off because her scary red eyes are freaking them out. And she shouldn’t lie to kids.