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Lady GaGa has a new video out again for us to all split into two camps about. One camp is the “Hurray! She’s weird and fresh! Just what pop needs!”, the other is the “Boo! She’s an idiot! An attention seeking idiot! Make her go away!”
This promo for ‘You And I’ will be no different as it features a sexually charged GaGa (or three) messing about with vomit, mermaids, quiffs and Heston Blumenthal.
What? Really? Yes. It’s all a warning about the perils of mixing fish with ice-cream.
It’s hard to know when you’ve achieved ultimate glory. For football players, gracing the cover of computer games is enough to know they’ve reached the dizzy heights of fame, though the modern player will argue that having a kiss and tell story whored out to the press is the current recognition of stardom. But what about popstars?
Of course, the obligatory merchandising goes with any musician, as branded calendars are labelled as highly collectable, easily enticing young fans to whip out their wallets. Surely every piece of tat to buy has been covered?
Well we certainly thought so, but try telling that to Justin Bieber. Despite just learning to walk, the crooning runt has recently released a perfume called ‘Someday.’ And now, he’s got the flavours of that and remixed them into a new product called the Bieber Bocker Glory. Whilst this sounds like some sort of sordid sex act, we’ve been told it’s an ice cream.
10 – A song about Mario Kart. Weirdly not as hateful as that brief description would suggest…
9 - Ben & Jerry say ‘Merry Christmas’. Also ‘Don’t forget to gorge on our ice cream until you become cripplingly obese!’ Probably – YouTube
8 - Hey, there’s recession on, so why not spend $25 on a piece of fruit with a picture of a titting iPod on it – Weirdasianews
7 – Lily Allen‘s new single. Go crazy – Popjustice
6 - Turds: here’s a list of 101 movie one-liners that you can quote you your equally vile friends to mask your utter lack of personality – Amog
5 – Things that happened backstage at the Grammy nominations. All more interesting than the Grammy nominations – Billboard
4 – Kate Winslet talks Nazi sex - Holymoly
3 – Sadly, none of these men were gored – Break
2 - Lapdancing robots. The future is here, kids – BBC
1 - More of this man would make 30 Rock better - Coed
