Articles tagged with: I Kissed A Girl
Scarlett Johansson Didn’t Kiss Katy Perry, Or Especially Like It
It doesn't matter if you're a man or a creepy old director who has it off with his adopted stepkids - Scarlett Johansson is hot. Scarlett Johansson is so hot that her hotness isn't just felt by men any more - even women want to kiss her. OK, one woman. One very slightly mannish-looking woman. Alright, Katy Perry wants to kiss Scarlett Johansson. Happy now? In fact, Katy Perry wants to kiss Scarlett Johansson so much that she apparently wrote her solitary hit I Kissed A Girl about the time that she didn't kiss - or meet - Scarlett Johansson. When informed of this recently, Scarlett Johansson responded with muted gratitude - which is considerably more enthusiastic than her reaction to the song we wrote about her, entitled I'm Standing Over You In Your Sleep Holding A Knife And Masturbating (And Crying).
It doesn't matter if you're a man or a creepy old director who has it off with his adopted stepkids - Scarlett Johansson is hot. Scarlett Johansson is so hot that her hotness isn't just felt by men any more - even women want to kiss her. OK, one woman. One very slightly mannish-looking woman. Alright, Katy Perry wants to kiss Scarlett Johansson. Happy now? In fact, Katy Perry wants to kiss Scarlett Johansson so much that she apparently wrote her solitary hit I Kissed A Girl about the time that she didn't kiss - or meet - Scarlett Johansson. When informed of this recently, Scarlett Johansson responded with muted gratitude - which is considerably more enthusiastic than her reaction to the song we wrote about her, entitled I'm Standing Over You In Your Sleep Holding A Knife And Masturbating (And Crying).
