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Some Div From Blink 182 Considering Hypnotherapy Because A Plane Sensibly Tried To Kill

October 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Blink 182’s (pronounced ‘blink one hundred and eighty-two, or, if you prefer ‘oh god, it’s that dreadful puke mongers again!’) Travis Barker has decided to let the world know that he’s considering undergoing hypnotherapy to overcome his fear of flying.

Why does he have a fear of flying? Is it because he thinks that, if God intended man to fly, he would have given us wings or at the very least, put grass in the clouds?

Nope. It’s because a plane crash nearly killed him in 2008. You have to assume that the plane has heard Blink 182’s terrible take on punk rock and decided that enough was enough, aiming to either kill Barker or, at the least, maim him.

Derren Brown Special Seems A Bit Familiar

August 5th, 2012 By Kris Silver

Derren Brown, the British mind magician and all around annoying show off, has wowed the slackjawed public with his latest special, Hero at 30,000 feet, in which he takes a bad actor an average guy and turns him into a hero? at 30,000 feet (this is achieved with a plane in case you haven't yet realised it).

Now, I'm not one to nit-pick (not true, I really am), but I had a bone to pick with this show. Most people will tell you that it was all staged and that it was done with split screen technology or something equally annoying, but that wasn’t the problem.

The problem was? Derren Brown appears to have just made a mockumentary version of Donnie Darko.

Katie Price To Be Hypnotised From Peter Andre’s Mind?

July 21st, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Peter Andre and Katie Price are a gift that just keep giving aren’t they? Once upon a time, they were just two people who didn’t know each other, both keen on showing their tits to the world. Price, then known as the country of Jordan, graced page threes and lad rags, pouting with a vacant look in her eye. Andre meanwhile was the champion of ’90s cod-reggae, all pouting with a dead look in his eye.

Then, via reality TV, they met and gave each other hard-ons, soundtracked by an orchestra of dry-heaving celebrities stuck in the jungle who had to listen to them slobbering over each other like teenagers at a shit house party. A meringuey wedding ensued and, in no time at all, it started going horribly, horribly wrong.

Now, Andre wants it all erased from his mind like some dystopian sci-fi film.