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Festival Preview- June

June 9th, 2011 By Si Sharp

Yeah, we know it's already June, and that with each passing day, the notion of it being a preview becomes more absurd. Shut up and read, because these are the festivals that you should be thinking about going to this month.

Arguably if you actually use us as some kind of tastemaker, then perhaps it's best to stay in and not inflict yourself on the wider public.

With that in mind, here?s what everyone should be doing while you stay in, looking at old photographs and wondering where it all went wrong.

Awesome or Off-Putting: Sweet Sweet Alien Impregnation – With Video!

May 10th, 2010 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

As you all know too well, normally in this space we show concrete evidence that definitely proves the Easter Bunny is often making sweet love to the Loch Ness Monster or some such nonsense.

Today though, our source fell through because the ziploc bag in which he kept his disposable camera while taking underwater shots sprang a leak. It’s a shame too, as we were told there was footage of the bunny presenting Nessie with the most beautiful earring/necklace combo you’ve ever seen.

As a result – today we’re just going to show you a foreign country news clip that talks about some woman who recently had an alien hybrid baby aborted.

We’re sorry, but it will just have to do…

Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Black Umbrella Project

March 25th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

There isn’t a lot published about the Black Umbrella Project. We heard it mentioned by a caller on Coast to Coast. What it is, allegedly, is a government-run hybridisation between human beings and the world’s most vicious predators. The caller already mentioned claimed to be part cat.

We’ve scoured the internet looking for Black Umbrella stories, but we couldn’t find anything except for what the caller himself has posted.

Still, It’s quite interesting.