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The Top 10 Celebrity Sex Tapes of All Time

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Celebrities are filmed all the damn time: movies, tv shows, music videos, paparazzi; you’d think that when they’re home alone they’d like to have the cameras off them for a bit. Well, if you thought that you thought WRONG! Celebs are just like us regular folk sometimes and you know what regular folk love? Watching themselves bang.

I was trying to think of a new list to do, and my friend, Andrew, suggested celebrity sex tapes, and I’m pretty amazed I didn’t think of this before because I went through a few years where I was straight up obsessed with celebrity sex tapes (don’t you judge me). Though there are actually many, here are the top ten most memorable and worth having a watch.

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Hulk Hogan Wins Sex Tape Cage Match Against Bubba the Love Sponge

May 31st, 2013 By Chris Chambers

With nary a piledriver applied or folding?metal chair thrown, WWE?legend, Hulk Hogan,?and his former bestie, radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge, have settled the lawsuit that threatened to destroy their friendship.

The Hulkster filed the suit against the Love Sponge for publicly releasing a?film featuring Mr. Hogan nailing Bubba’s?wife, Heather. Bubba (whose legal name, by the way, is Bubba the Love Sponge Clem) assuaged the Hulkster’s delicate feelings by reading a touching and heartfelt apology during his radio show on Monday, and will repeat it tomorrow. In the statement, he asserts that the Hulk “had no knowledge that he was being taped.” He thought it was just a romantic, private moment between his best friend’s wife and himself.

Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Will Make You Tap Out, Brother!

May 31st, 2013 By Chris Starr

Let’s be clear about this from the off: you’re going to see (censored) photos of Hulk Hogan having sex. It may make you dry heave. It may also ruin your childhood. I can only presume you’re reading this because you have mental issues or a tendency towards sado-mascochism.

I say that because millions of us around the world were brought up with a simple maxim: say your prayers and take your vitamins brother. You’re now going to see your childhood hero at his most base and animal, copulating in front of a hidden camera. They say never meet your heroes. The 21st-century version of that is “never see the sex tape of your heroes”.

WWE’s Chyna And A Hulk Hogan Lookalike With A Hard-On

February 17th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Followers of pro-wrestling are invariably still washing their brains with industrial bleach after seeing the skinny-flick of Chyna and her very large nubbin being taken on in the ring by fellow grappler X-Pac.

Of all the celebrity sex-tapes, it really is up their in the harrowing league with Gene Simmons and Screech Powers.

Not that this is stopping our Chyna. She’s decided to make a career out of nudity and, having appeared in Playboy a couple of times, she’s now making a porno which is based on the Royal Rumble and features a Hulk Hogan lookalike with his lad out, ready for some Spunkamania. And yes, we’ve lost our lunch three times already, just thinking about it.

So, What’s All This Hulk Hogan Gay Business Then?

December 13th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

For years now, butch gay men have been modelling themselves on Hulk Hogan. Handlebar moustache? Check. Tight t-shirt with the sleeves cut off? Check. Flings with musclebound studs called Brutus Beefcake? Check?

Wait, what?

Yes, according to Hogan?s estranged wife Linda, Terrance Gene ?Hulk Hogan? Bollea had an affair with the aforementioned Mr Beefcake, a.k.a. Ed Leslie. The claims emerged in her recent book: ?Wrestling the Hulk?, which, incidentally is also the name of an obscure sexual practice featuring three men in ripped trousers and a vat of green paint.

Hulk Hogan Is Taking A Pasting Over His Apparent Wandering Member

June 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Everyone has got it in for Hulk Hogan at the moment. Ultimate Warrior (real name, ‘Warrior’ – no seriously) did a video sneering at the Hulkster and now, Linda Hogan is taking shots at the moustachioed baby-oil loving grappler.

Linda Hogan has made some pretty shocking claims in her new book Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes, but gave out some more elbow-drops on an American chatshow that you don’t need to know the name of.

Basically, while we’ll concede that no relationship is ever perfect, Hulk Hogan seems to have had a relationship that is incredibly odd indeed. Not surprising from a man who has earned his living by running around in his underpants and pretending to fight other men in the most homoerotic spectacle since Shaq took a bath with eight sirloin steaks.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Rushed To Hospital While Hulk Hogan’s Ex-Wife Offers Her Womb

May 5th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Poor old Zsa Zsa Gabor. She’s really not very well at all. She’s had one of her legs cut off and now, after a string of health problems, she’s back in hospital again with severe pneumonia symptoms, leaving her with water on her lungs.

We’d suggest that her family are distraught, but alas, her ninth husband – Prince Frederic von Anhalt – seems to be rather enjoying the attention.

Of course, he can be seen with his little eyes welling up during his many hospital visits, but that’s not stopped him from winking at Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife and noticing what a fine, working womb she has. Seriously.

Hulk Hogan, Unfathomably, Finds A New Wife To Show His Penis To (And A Fight Breaks Out During Ceremony)

December 16th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Look at Hulk Hogan. His very essence is to be a ridiculous cod-sportsman with the body of a racehorse – only if you extracted every bit of fluid out of it and then painted back on over the remaining, withered sinew.

Oh, and let us not forget the torn vests and bleached Mexican moustachio. How on Earth could we forget those? He’s like a 4 year old’s drawing of Frank Zappa in reverse.

Bizarrely, Hogan has found a woman to marry him. Imagine being married to Hulk Hogan. Imagine wandering into the bathroom to find his naked, gristly flaccid body hunched over the footspa while he mutters to himself about Macho Man Randy Savage.

Erm..Vertising: Hulk Hogan?s Japanese Bigflow

August 7th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

Wrestlers are nothing but closet homosexuals who get their kicks by getting close to their fellow man.

Hold on a second, you mean to tell us that a buff man rolling around on the floor grappling with another gentlemen in nothing but lycra trucks isn't gay? Oh well, we?ll use that argument next time we're getting oiled up in the locker room before our next slap-fight.

If the steroids don't get to them first, then wrestlers often face careers cut short by personal embarrassment or injury. Others, however, look to exploit their fame in foreign lands. Japan is usually the place to do this, and Hulk Hogan probably regrets doing this advert which we still don’t understand. Seriously, it isn't clear what he's flogging. If you don't find this amusing, then you deserve to die…

Linda Hogan Blathers On About Hulk Hogan. You Know, For Once

April 17th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

There are always two sides to every story – even gormless, neverending stories about Hulk Hogan and his wife.

It’s true. Like, for instance, when Hulk Hogan recently said that he sympathises with wife-murderers because of how his estranged wife Linda Hogan is behaving, it was inevitable that Linda Hogan would put her side across. So therefore she’s claimed that their marriage failed because of Hulk Hogan’s constant marital indiscretions.

So just to reiterate, there are always two sides to every story. In this case those two sides are 1) Hulk Hogan is a twat and 2) Linda Hogan is a twat. There.