Articles tagged with: Hulk Hogan
There are always two sides to every story - even gormless, neverending stories about Hulk Hogan and his wife. It's true. Like, for instance, when Hulk Hogan recently said that he sympathises with wife-murderers because of how his estranged wife Linda Hogan is behaving, it was inevitable that Linda Hogan would put her side across. So therefore she's claimed that their marriage failed because of Hulk Hogan's constant marital indiscretions. So just to reiterate, there are always two sides to every story. In this case those two sides are 1) Hulk Hogan is a twat and 2) Linda Hogan is a twat. There.
This may come as a shock, but apparently Hulk Hogan isn't most famous for his intelligent thought-processes. And that's not the only shock. Apparently spending your entire career feigning deafness, ripping a series of deliberately flimsy T-shirts in half and calling everyone 'Hulkamaniac' regardless of level of mania might - just might - make you say the occasional ill-advised thing. Like, ooh, that if OJ Simpson killed his wife then you can totally sympathise with him because your ex-wife can be a bit of a bitch sometimes too. Yes. Hulk Hogan said that. To Rolling Stone magazine. On purpose, presumably. Nice chap.
The story of Hulk Hogan’s idiot son destroying the life of John Graziano is one that doesn’t seem to be going away.
We presumed that once the judge had sent Nick away to prison as a consequence for turning someone in to a vegetable, that would be the last of it till his sentence ended. But that would be a naive thing to think.
Trying to use his elevated status, the Hulkster tried to pull a few strings and get a cushier prison cell for his son. Instead of being in solitary, he would hopefully spend some time with a couple of friendly rapists and murderers.
After tapes leaked on to the internet of Hulk trying to offer some decent parenting advice, there was a bit of a backlash. Poor Nick still has a lot of alone time, and Hulk looked slightly dickish. In the latest turn to this case, a new voicemail has been leaked.
This time it doesn’t come from the Hogan camp, but from the Graziano family. And we have to warn you, it is pretty shocking stuff. An awful lot of dodgy profanities and threats are made towards the Hogan family.
Hulk Hogan really should stick to the things he knows get people on his side. Rip your flimsy vest off and expose us to your leathery pectorals, stomp around huffing and puffing and generally be unable to wrestle. That's the Hulk Hogan we know and love. Though, to be honest, that kind of behaviour has become embarrassing over the last decade or so. But one thing you shouldn't - you absolutely should not - do is to say that your son ruining the life of a friend through reckless driving is "God's will." Just as Hulk did the other day. Oops.
This time last year Hulk Hogan was probably a very happy (and large) man. He had a wife, two kids, a huge house, a reality TV show, legions of adoring fans and an incredible moustache. Life was rosy for ol' Terry, king of the Legdrop of Doom. Then his prat of a son went and crashed his car while travelling at silly speeds, making a vegetable out of a good friend. Not content with ruining both his and his friend's lives, young Nick Bollea went on to be incarcerated and was placed in solitary. Obviously, the Hulkster wasn't too happy with this, but he kept up a brave front.
Hecklerspray has never been to prison, but we expect the favourite song of all the inmates to be “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys. Whatcha want, whatcha want whatcha gonna do, when sheriff John Brown come for you? Tell me whatcha
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Hulk Hogan's son Nick Bollea is having a string of rotten luck at the moment - car crashes, jail sentences, lawsuits, a startlingly mannish mother. Where will it end? The answer to that is in solitary confinement. Nick Bollea has seen his attempt to be moved out of solitary at Pinellas County Jail overturned by a judge, meaning that for the foreseeable future, all of Nick Bollea's meals will be fed to him through a slot in the door. But Nick Bollea will get no sympathy from us. Spending everyday stuck indoors alone? Craving human interaction of any kind? Forgetting what sunlight looks like? Trying hopelessly to entertain yourself just to pass the time? Eating crap food? Come on, that's practically what we do for a living.
Being in jail can be a miserable experience, especially when you're not allowed vital bonding time with the assorted rapists and murderers that count as your new flatmates. Hulk Hogan's son Nick Bollea isn't getting any of that at the moment, despite being sentenced to eight months in jail for crashing his car and putting his friend in a care home forever. Sure, Nick Bollea is actually in jail at the moment, but he's in solitary. Because his jail can't accommodate minors properly, Nick Bollea has to spend all day on his own in a tiny cell where his meals are passed to him through a slot in the door. It can't be much fun for Nick Bollea to be kept alone with his thoughts, mostly because he's only ever had one thought and that was in 1998 and, to be fair, it was more of a nonspecific gurgle than anything you could say was grounded in cognitive perception.
