Articles tagged with: hulk
Brooke Hogan Tries to Think Again: Fails.
Being a member of the Hogan family would be great, if it weren't for the fact that right now it would be rubbish. The bright orange dad made of leather, Hulk Hogan, is in some trouble for trying to hide money from his mad wife, Linda Hogan, who's going out with someone about three decades younger than herself, while the son, Nick Hogan, sits in jail for nearly killing his best mate and the daughter, Brooke Hogan... well - she just continues to embarrass herself. Today it's through the wonderful means of slagging off Paris Hilton via MySpace. What an age we live in! Though we can't help but find it annoying - we slag that bint off more or less every day, and we have a go at the Hogans and we still don't get national news exposure. It's a bloody popularity contest.
Being a member of the Hogan family would be great, if it weren't for the fact that right now it would be rubbish. The bright orange dad made of leather, Hulk Hogan, is in some trouble for trying to hide money from his mad wife, Linda Hogan, who's going out with someone about three decades younger than herself, while the son, Nick Hogan, sits in jail for nearly killing his best mate and the daughter, Brooke Hogan... well - she just continues to embarrass herself. Today it's through the wonderful means of slagging off Paris Hilton via MySpace. What an age we live in! Though we can't help but find it annoying - we slag that bint off more or less every day, and we have a go at the Hogans and we still don't get national news exposure. It's a bloody popularity contest.
Brooke Hogan Explains Exactly Why Her Family Is So Messed Up
Anyone who watched Hogan Knows Best a) has way too much time on their hands and b) could see that the Hogans seemed happy enough. They weren't - as soon as the show finished Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan got divorced and took up with insanely young new partners, Nick Hogan wrapped his car around a tree and went to jail and Brooke Hogan... well that chin of hers isn't looking any less weird, is it? So what's going on? Maybe we'll never know - after all, the Hogans have sold themselves out to the media before and it's ended in tears, so the sensible thing to do would be to close ranks and figure out their problems in private. Or, if you're Brooke Hogan, you'll just go on Access Hollywood and yammer on about it for ages instead. Which is much more fun. Thanks Brooke!
Anyone who watched Hogan Knows Best a) has way too much time on their hands and b) could see that the Hogans seemed happy enough. They weren't - as soon as the show finished Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan got divorced and took up with insanely young new partners, Nick Hogan wrapped his car around a tree and went to jail and Brooke Hogan... well that chin of hers isn't looking any less weird, is it? So what's going on? Maybe we'll never know - after all, the Hogans have sold themselves out to the media before and it's ended in tears, so the sensible thing to do would be to close ranks and figure out their problems in private. Or, if you're Brooke Hogan, you'll just go on Access Hollywood and yammer on about it for ages instead. Which is much more fun. Thanks Brooke!
Some Physicians: The Incredible Hulk Fills Children’s Lungs With Filthy Green Cancer
Generally when the Incredible Hulk smites his enemies, he has a small arsenal of weapons - his triceps, his biceps, and if rumors circulating about the 2011 sequel are to be believed - a golden machete. He doesn't need anything else - but that doesn't mean he's unwilling to consider all his options. Lung cancer, for instance, can be a highly effective super-tool in the hands of something so powerful and good. With it, the demise of Magneto could be 20 minutes into a chemo treatment rather than smashing his brains through the side of John Deere headquarters. Also the Hulk could use it to kill his hardest-core fans. Who needs them, right? He's already started, you know - at least according to a legion of physicians. They're so mad, and they will find a way to defeat him no matter what. Actually, that sounds pretty good. Maybe someone should work that into an actual comic book. We're willing to letter it.
Generally when the Incredible Hulk smites his enemies, he has a small arsenal of weapons - his triceps, his biceps, and if rumors circulating about the 2011 sequel are to be believed - a golden machete. He doesn't need anything else - but that doesn't mean he's unwilling to consider all his options. Lung cancer, for instance, can be a highly effective super-tool in the hands of something so powerful and good. With it, the demise of Magneto could be 20 minutes into a chemo treatment rather than smashing his brains through the side of John Deere headquarters. Also the Hulk could use it to kill his hardest-core fans. Who needs them, right? He's already started, you know - at least according to a legion of physicians. They're so mad, and they will find a way to defeat him no matter what. Actually, that sounds pretty good. Maybe someone should work that into an actual comic book. We're willing to letter it.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
The first is cool; the second is just a plain old fool. Folded: Take the personality test! (are you extraverted, introverted, insane? Find out here! Takes a while to do though – oh, and at least one of us turned up with the same Jung personality as Abraham Lincoln) Barry Norman Pickled Onions (yep, that’s right, the Barry Norman. ...
The first is cool; the second is just a plain old fool. Folded: Take the personality test! (are you extraverted, introverted, insane? Find out here! Takes a while to do though – oh, and at least one of us turned up with the same Jung personality as Abraham Lincoln) Barry Norman Pickled Onions (yep, that’s right, the Barry Norman. ...
