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Oliver Stone & Hugo Chavez: BFFs 4Eva

by Stuart Heritage on September 8, 2009 5 Comments

Hugo Chavez, Oliver Stone, South Of The Border, Venice Film FestivalLook, it’s a quiet day. The nearest thing to news that’s happened recently is some Venezuelan bloke going to see a film.

So let’s try to pad that out into a story. Of course, it helps that the Venezuelan bloke was Hugo Chavez. And the film he went to see was a movie about himself. And it was directed by Oliver Stone. And he went to see it a red carpet premiere at the Venice Film Festival. And his presence alone gave everyone who’s ever worked for Fox News a debilitating aneurism.

But let’s pad that out into a story.

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Naomi Campbell Meets With Hugo Chavez, Touches His Muscles

by Shawn Lindseth on January 8, 2008 4 Comments

Naomi Campbell Hugo Chavez Interview GQIf we ever got real close to Naomi Campbell the first thing we'd do is squinch our eyes and brace for impact.

Once any potential threat subsided we might become brave enough to ask her if we could please see the splinters in her knuckles that she's carried since the time she smashed her boyfriend's yacht to smithereens in less than ten punches.

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If we ever got real close to Naomi Campbell the first thing we'd do is squinch our eyes and brace for impact. Once any potential threat subsided we might become brave enough to ask her if we could please see the splinters in her knuckles that she's carried since the time she smashed her boyfriend's yacht to smithereens in less than ten punches. We hear some of those splinters come together to form the image of Peppermint Patty playing tennis with several eight-armed holy people from Indian folklore. People might pay to see that Naomi! Upon her death we really believe that splinter-hand should be severed, laminated, and displayed proudly in the Smithsonian - it sounds so beautiful! Despite her intrinsically flawed knuckles and the money they could bring in, Naomi Campbell can't be bothered with that kind of tripe right now. She's far to busy basking in the glow of having just interviewed Hugo Chavez, a guy who rules some country from the business end of a blackberry. We think it's Mexico. Campbell has just interviewed the dictator, and she loved every minute of it. She got to touch his muscles, laugh about Fidel 'Estoy muy sick now' Castro, and perhaps they listened to a bit of Spice Girls. That last paragraph, well it was all non-fiction if you can believe it.