Articles tagged with: Hugo Chavez
Oliver Stone & Hugo Chavez: BFFs 4Eva
Look, it's a quiet day. The nearest thing to news that's happened recently is some Venezuelan bloke going to see a film. So let's try to pad that out into a story. Of course, it helps that the Venezuelan bloke was Hugo Chavez. And the film he went to see was a movie about himself. And it was directed by Oliver Stone. And he went to see it a red carpet premiere at the Venice Film Festival. And his presence alone gave everyone who's ever worked for Fox News a debilitating aneurism. But let's pad that out into a story.
Look, it's a quiet day. The nearest thing to news that's happened recently is some Venezuelan bloke going to see a film. So let's try to pad that out into a story. Of course, it helps that the Venezuelan bloke was Hugo Chavez. And the film he went to see was a movie about himself. And it was directed by Oliver Stone. And he went to see it a red carpet premiere at the Venice Film Festival. And his presence alone gave everyone who's ever worked for Fox News a debilitating aneurism. But let's pad that out into a story.
Naomi Campbell Meets With Hugo Chavez, Touches His Muscles
If we ever got real close to Naomi Campbell the first thing we'd do is squinch our eyes and brace for impact.
Once any potential threat subsided we might become brave enough to ask her if we could please see the splinters in her knuckles that she's carried since the time she smashed her boyfriend's yacht to smithereens in less than ten punches.
