Articles tagged with: Hugh Jackman
Wolverine Leaks Online, The Dirty Git
You know how nobody cares about the Wolverine movie because it's the fourth film in a creatively-exhausted franchise? Well, guess what? Now people have a brand new, even more exciting reason to ignore Wolverine when it's released - anyone with a computer can illegally download a high-quality copy of the movie from the internet. A copy of Wolverine has been uploaded to torrent sites a month before release, leaving 20th Century Fox bigwigs fuming. Luckily for them, though, comic book geeks are notoriously unable to use the internet properly. Wolverine's secret lives on to fight another day!
You know how nobody cares about the Wolverine movie because it's the fourth film in a creatively-exhausted franchise? Well, guess what? Now people have a brand new, even more exciting reason to ignore Wolverine when it's released - anyone with a computer can illegally download a high-quality copy of the movie from the internet. A copy of Wolverine has been uploaded to torrent sites a month before release, leaving 20th Century Fox bigwigs fuming. Luckily for them, though, comic book geeks are notoriously unable to use the internet properly. Wolverine's secret lives on to fight another day!
Wolverine Not Rubbish, Just Unfinished (Honest)
Right now the Wolverine crew are in Canada, probably either filming an explosion or a close-up of Hugh Jackman's anguished face. Or something. The truth is, we don't know. But just because Wolverine is still filming weeks after the shoot was due to be completed, it doesn't mean that the movie's a sack of balls. Honest. Hugh Jackman wants everyone to know that it's just unfinished. Which, you know, is great for Hugh Jackman, but rubbish for us. We were hoping that it meant Wolverine star will.i.am would be recast with someone more convincing, like Dr Harold Shipman or some broccoli.
Right now the Wolverine crew are in Canada, probably either filming an explosion or a close-up of Hugh Jackman's anguished face. Or something. The truth is, we don't know. But just because Wolverine is still filming weeks after the shoot was due to be completed, it doesn't mean that the movie's a sack of balls. Honest. Hugh Jackman wants everyone to know that it's just unfinished. Which, you know, is great for Hugh Jackman, but rubbish for us. We were hoping that it meant Wolverine star will.i.am would be recast with someone more convincing, like Dr Harold Shipman or some broccoli.
Hugh Jackman Destroys Everything In New Wolverine Trailer
Give Hugh Jackman a job and he'll do it - hosting the Oscars, starring in guffy Nicole Kidman films that everyone hates, apparently being sexy. But none of this can disguise the fact that Hugh Jackman is Wolverine, nothing but Wolverine and will remain Wolverine until the day he dies. That's why he's made a new film that's only about that one character, and that's why we've got the new Wolverine trailer for you here. But if you can't wait for X-Men Origins: Wolverine to be released, or you can't be bothered to go and see it when it's released, we've knocked out a brief synopsis of the movie based on the trailers. There may be spoilers. But, somehow, we think there probably won't...
Hugh Jackman Sexier Than Us, Lies People Magazine
Hugh Jackman. Just the name alone is enough to make women scratch their heads, check IMDb, realise who he is and then go weak at the knees. It must be true, because Hugh Jackman has just been named as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. We know what you're thinking. You're thinking "But wasn't Matt Damon named the sexiest man alive by People magazine last year?" And the answer is yes. Yes he was. But following Matt Damon's tragic death before the release of The Dark Knight this year, it's time to pick a new Sexiest Man Alive. And that man is Hugh Jac... wait, we were thinking of Heath Ledger weren't we? Whoops. Anyway, why is Hugh Jackman People's Sexiest Man Alive? Because he's got a film out, that's why. Any other reasons? Probably not, no.
Hugh Jackman. Just the name alone is enough to make women scratch their heads, check IMDb, realise who he is and then go weak at the knees. It must be true, because Hugh Jackman has just been named as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. We know what you're thinking. You're thinking "But wasn't Matt Damon named the sexiest man alive by People magazine last year?" And the answer is yes. Yes he was. But following Matt Damon's tragic death before the release of The Dark Knight this year, it's time to pick a new Sexiest Man Alive. And that man is Hugh Jac... wait, we were thinking of Heath Ledger weren't we? Whoops. Anyway, why is Hugh Jackman People's Sexiest Man Alive? Because he's got a film out, that's why. Any other reasons? Probably not, no.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 19 November 2008
10 - If this week hasn't destroyed your soul enough yet, this should probably do the trick... 9 - Jordan: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" - Popsugar 8 - Hugh Jackman, please be our goonfaced king. Please - Best Week Ever 7 - Re-release this now before The Dark Knight comes ...
