Articles tagged with: Hugh Jackman
Wolverine – Blu-Ray Review
Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he's back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he's barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.
Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he's back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he's barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.
Video: Hugh Jackman Shouts At A Telephone
There's usually a very clear division between the two separate versions of Hugh Jackman, isn't there? There's Stage Hugh Jackman and Screen Hugh Jackman. Screen Hugh Jackman is the one who's angry, violent and prone to dropping to his knees and shouting "NOOOOO!" at the sky at the tiniest of provocations. And Stage Hugh Jackman is the flamboyant one, the one in the big silky blouses and spangly trousers and stuff. Usually the two Hugh Jackmans never merge. But they did recently, when a phone went off during his latest play. You've never seen angry, slightly gay-seeming chiding like it.
There's usually a very clear division between the two separate versions of Hugh Jackman, isn't there? There's Stage Hugh Jackman and Screen Hugh Jackman. Screen Hugh Jackman is the one who's angry, violent and prone to dropping to his knees and shouting "NOOOOO!" at the sky at the tiniest of provocations. And Stage Hugh Jackman is the flamboyant one, the one in the big silky blouses and spangly trousers and stuff. Usually the two Hugh Jackmans never merge. But they did recently, when a phone went off during his latest play. You've never seen angry, slightly gay-seeming chiding like it.
Daniel Craig & Hugh Jackman In ‘Some Dreary Play About Policemen’
Here's a killer pitch for you. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together. Sounds good, huh? Wait, we're not finished. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together... within the strict confines of the law. And nobody kills anyone. And nothing explodes. And there's probably a lot of crying. And it's not even a film, it's a play. God, we take it all back. This is a rubbish pitch. But it's going to happen. Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman are going to star in that exact play on Broadway. Not James Bond and Wolverine. Sorry.
Here's a killer pitch for you. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together. Sounds good, huh? Wait, we're not finished. James Bond and Wolverine team up to fight crime together... within the strict confines of the law. And nobody kills anyone. And nothing explodes. And there's probably a lot of crying. And it's not even a film, it's a play. God, we take it all back. This is a rubbish pitch. But it's going to happen. Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman are going to star in that exact play on Broadway. Not James Bond and Wolverine. Sorry.
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 5 May 2009
10 - Scientists discover the thing that will one day kill all of us - Geekologie 9 - Swine flu in Willow - a warning from history - Filmdrunk 8 - The most expensive beers in the whole world - Gunaxin 7 - 10 films banned in America - Iheartchaos.
Wolverine Gets The Swine Flu
Every superhero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite, Batman has young boys in capes and sexy leggings, and to beat Spider-Man all you really have to do is move your crime syndicate to a prairie. It really is that easy. To defeat Wolverine, on the other hand, may take a little more work. After all, he's got those steel fingers he always seems to cut things up with. How's a person supposed to get around a weapon like that? The answer, of course, it that they can't. Pigs can though - especially Mexican pigs with runny noses and a burning fever.
Every superhero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite, Batman has young boys in capes and sexy leggings, and to beat Spider-Man all you really have to do is move your crime syndicate to a prairie. It really is that easy. To defeat Wolverine, on the other hand, may take a little more work. After all, he's got those steel fingers he always seems to cut things up with. How's a person supposed to get around a weapon like that? The answer, of course, it that they can't. Pigs can though - especially Mexican pigs with runny noses and a burning fever.
Hugh Jackman Puts Hands In Concrete, Which Is Apparently News
If you like looking at the hands and feet of Hollywood stars, there's only one place to go - a mental hospital. Or Grauman's Chinese Theatre. But a mental hospital would probably make more sense, you creepy sod. Anyway, fans of seeing what some famous people's hands look like have now got another reason to visit Grauman's Chinese Theatre - because now they can see what Hugh Jackman's hands look like. Because now Hugh Jackman's hands and footprints have been immortalised in concrete there, alongside the notice 'HUGH JACKMAN (you know, Hugh Jackman from Wolverine. Wolverine. It came out in 2009. No? Anyone?)'.
If you like looking at the hands and feet of Hollywood stars, there's only one place to go - a mental hospital. Or Grauman's Chinese Theatre. But a mental hospital would probably make more sense, you creepy sod. Anyway, fans of seeing what some famous people's hands look like have now got another reason to visit Grauman's Chinese Theatre - because now they can see what Hugh Jackman's hands look like. Because now Hugh Jackman's hands and footprints have been immortalised in concrete there, alongside the notice 'HUGH JACKMAN (you know, Hugh Jackman from Wolverine. Wolverine. It came out in 2009. No? Anyone?)'.
WEBTHUMP! Friday 17 April 2009
10 - Goodness. Hugh Jackman REALLY wants Wolverine to be successful, doesn't he - Bestweekever 9 - Want to see the greatest four-year-old drummer in the known world? You'd do well to look here - Mychemicaltoilet 8 - Summer movies that will fail miserably - Coedmag 7 - hecklerspray takes no responsibility for the tea that you'll splutter across your monitor upon watching this remade Peter Andre video - YouTube
Hugh Jackman Gets The Bumholes Over Wolverine Leak
You know who this Wolverine leak has hit hardest? Will.i.am. Everyone knows that he's bad in it before it's even out. Second-hardest? Probably Hugh Jackman, the man who produced the movie, stars as Wolverine in the movie and is prepared to fling himself out of a helicopter to promote the movie. Will.i.am hasn't commented on the Wolverine leak - the law states that he has to wait for Fergie to sing about her knockers for two verses before he's allowed to speak at any given moment - but Hugh Jackman has. And apparently Hugh Jackman isn't too happy. Who'd have guessed?
You know who this Wolverine leak has hit hardest? Will.i.am. Everyone knows that he's bad in it before it's even out. Second-hardest? Probably Hugh Jackman, the man who produced the movie, stars as Wolverine in the movie and is prepared to fling himself out of a helicopter to promote the movie. Will.i.am hasn't commented on the Wolverine leak - the law states that he has to wait for Fergie to sing about her knockers for two verses before he's allowed to speak at any given moment - but Hugh Jackman has. And apparently Hugh Jackman isn't too happy. Who'd have guessed?
