Just gonna go ahead and give you a heads up before you get into this, but I’m mega tired and this might get incoherent and weird. Anyway, onto sadder news, a man I was 100% sure would never die has actually died. As the title of this blog suggests, I’m clearly talking about Hugh Hefner.
Hugh was a fucking legend and basically lived the heterosexual male dream life. He was rich, his own boss, self-made, constantly surrounded by beautiful half-naked (and naked) women, had a loving family, and more girlfriends than I could count at some points. I’d say he’s in a better place now, but could heaven really be any better than the life this guy lead?