Folded: gooooooooood. Creased: baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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• hecklerspray: Number 45 most powerful in the WORLD! (we spit on all of you! Except our fans, we kiss our fans)

• Sarah Polley (only 29 and nominated for a Best Adapted Screenplay Award at this year’s Oscars. People should mention her more, just in passing or in reference to her hugely promising career)

• Star Wars mimobots (stupid waste of money. We enjoy wasting money)

• Tipping in restaurants (don’t do it! Feel good about yourself – just don’t go back)

• Vantage Point (come on, it’s nowhere hear as bad as everyone’s saying)