Articles tagged with: Howard Stern
Rosie O’Donnell Gets All Hubba Hubba Over Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Fans of very specific, slightly nauseating, lesbian pornography get ready - Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are going to get it on! Well, look, OK, Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck obviously aren't going to get it on at all, but that hasn't stopped Rosie O'Donnell calling Elisabeth Hasselbeck 'very attractive' during an interview with Howard Stern yesterday. We'll get to the details in a moment, but for now let's just mourn the fact that Rosie and Elisabeth aren't able to genetically create their own child - because it'd have to be part O'Donnell and part Hasselbeck, and we could earn all sorts of money running a book on whether it'd come out fat and intolerant or skinny and paranoid.
Fans of very specific, slightly nauseating, lesbian pornography get ready - Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are going to get it on! Well, look, OK, Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck obviously aren't going to get it on at all, but that hasn't stopped Rosie O'Donnell calling Elisabeth Hasselbeck 'very attractive' during an interview with Howard Stern yesterday. We'll get to the details in a moment, but for now let's just mourn the fact that Rosie and Elisabeth aren't able to genetically create their own child - because it'd have to be part O'Donnell and part Hasselbeck, and we could earn all sorts of money running a book on whether it'd come out fat and intolerant or skinny and paranoid.
Dolly Parton Gets A Cob On Over Howard Stern’s Filthy Cut-Up
Dolly Parton has said plenty in the past, but never anything about Kenny Rogers' beard smelling like boy cum. However, anyone listening to Howard Stern's radio show last week might have got that impression. Last Tuesday Howard Stern broadcast clips from Dolly Parton's newest audiobook, chopped up to make Dolly say all kinds of obscene things - with the line about Kenny Rogers beard probably ranking among the least offensive. But when Dolly Parton heard about this, she was so appalled that she wrote a lengthy angry statement on her website about exactly how offended she was. Which meant that we could go onto YouTube, find a copy of Stern's bit and publish it for you lot after the jump. We'd have never known it existed otherwise, so thanks Dolly!
Dolly Parton has said plenty in the past, but never anything about Kenny Rogers' beard smelling like boy cum. However, anyone listening to Howard Stern's radio show last week might have got that impression. Last Tuesday Howard Stern broadcast clips from Dolly Parton's newest audiobook, chopped up to make Dolly say all kinds of obscene things - with the line about Kenny Rogers beard probably ranking among the least offensive. But when Dolly Parton heard about this, she was so appalled that she wrote a lengthy angry statement on her website about exactly how offended she was. Which meant that we could go onto YouTube, find a copy of Stern's bit and publish it for you lot after the jump. We'd have never known it existed otherwise, so thanks Dolly!
Howard Stern’s Fat Friend Wigs Out & Resigns On Air
We've always said that the problem with radio is that not enough fat people get violently angry and try to attack people on air. So god bless Howard Stern's tubby and slightly psychotic-seeming sidekick Artie Lange for having an honestly disturbing argument with his assistant, before apparently trying to attack him and then resigning, all live on air. It's what we've wanted to happen to Chris Moyles for years. Hats off to you, Artie Lange, you crazy, crazy bastard. And, yes, we've got the whole of Artie Lange's berserkoid meltdown after the jump.
We've always said that the problem with radio is that not enough fat people get violently angry and try to attack people on air. So god bless Howard Stern's tubby and slightly psychotic-seeming sidekick Artie Lange for having an honestly disturbing argument with his assistant, before apparently trying to attack him and then resigning, all live on air. It's what we've wanted to happen to Chris Moyles for years. Hats off to you, Artie Lange, you crazy, crazy bastard. And, yes, we've got the whole of Artie Lange's berserkoid meltdown after the jump.
