For some inexplicable reason, some people look toward popstars as some kind of bastion of good. Really, our singers and songwriters are court jesters, there to entertain us with song, dance and, with any luck, their private lives.
Probably the main reason for 99% of young men getting into music is to have sex with people. Of course, they tell you that they want to make an artistic statement, but really, the closest thing they get to that is expressionist smears and wet-patches on various hotel bedsheets.
And so, it comes as absolutely no surprise that another popper has been accused of sticking his wang up a lady’s front garden when perhaps he shouldn’t. The surprise is, is that it’s Take That’s lisping thrust-machine, Howard Donald.
Not a minute goes by when someone doesn’t throw themselves out of a window and onto a concrete pavement because they just failed an audition to be in the next great boyband. 