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Britney Spears Returns To How I Met Your Mother

by Paul Sorrenti

The all singing, all dancing, bald umbrella-wielding straw-dog of the worlds media, Britney Spears, is all set to re-plaster her face across the ever-stretching, mind-sucking abyss of America’s TV screens.

You will once again get to look back at her and respond to what she says and does, as if she were actually in your front room with you!

Imagine that. All you need do is squint and someone as famous as Britney Spears will be hanging out with a dirty, little, scum-sucking prole like you – as if it were the most natural thing in the world!

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Neil Patrick Harris: More Heaven-Scented Britney Spears On My Show, Please!

by Paul Sorrenti

Neil Patrick Harris has responded to yesterday’s Associated Press article that suggested he would like Britney Spears banned from the set of How I Met Your Mother, by saying that what he meant to say was that Britney is welcome back anytime!

That’s a bit strange, isn’t it? Why on one day (yesterday) would someone say: “I’m in the minority that our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed”, and then one day later (today) say: “As I have said all along, Britney did a great job on the show. She really did. In fact, we are all hoping that she returns rather soon to reprise her role as Abby”?

What could have happened to change Neil’s mind so drastically in such a short space of time? Hmmm…

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Neil Patrick Harris: No More Stinking Britney Spears On My Show

by Stuart Heritage

If CBS had its way then How I Met Your Mother would become the Britney Spears Laffs & Distressing Outburst Hour.

But How I Met Your Mother’s Neil Patrick Harris isn’t having any of it. He’s decided to speak out about the idea of making Britney Spears a How I Met Your Mother regular, because growing an audience naturally is much better than shocking viewers into watching by parading unwell megastars around in front of them every week.

Hear hear Neil Patrick Harris – finally, someone with the balls to speak out against this increasing over-reliance on chasing ratings through cheat stunt casting. Mediocre sitcoms that people only really watch because they’re lazy and nothing else is on, you now have your champion.

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Britney Spears To Become How I Met Your Mother Regular?

by Stuart Heritage

Britney Spears made a huge impression on the set of How I Met Your Mother, and not just because she rubbed her vagina against a plywood set wall until she wore a hole in it.

In fact, since Britney Spears a) gave How I Met Your Mother its highest-ever ratings and b) managed to get through her entire cameo without puking directly into Doogie Houser’s eyes, the show’s producers have come up with a brainwave.

They want Britney Spears to be on How I Met Your Mother all the time. No joke.

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Britney Spears: The Brain-Breaking Emmy Talk

by Stuart Heritage

As we all know, on How I Met Your Mother on Monday night, Britney Spears managed to get through about 10 lines without crying or showing anyone her vagina.

So it goes without saying that Britney Spears will probably get nominated for an Emmy for it. Seriously.

Since the Britney Spears episode got How I Met Your Mother its highest-ever ratings, there’s now a bundle of genuine speculation that Britney Spears will snag an Emmy nomination for it. Which we’re fine with, so long as the Emmys open a new category entitled Best Transparent Stunt Casting Of A Mentally Ill Celebrity To Revive A Mostly Rubbish Sitcom. And even then it’ll be a toss-up between Britney and Franz Kafka’s rib-tickling turn on According To Jim.

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Britney Spears Looks & Acts Normal On How I Met Your Mother

by Stuart Heritage

Britney Spears is already having such a nightmare 2008 that she could use any crumb of good news that she can possibly get.

And last night Britney Spears got the best news of all – she got all the way through an extended cameo on How I Met Your Mother without crying or fighting anyone or pawing at herself or thrashing away at her hair with a pair of industrial clippers.

And now she’s gained mostly favourable reviews for How I Met Your Mother, the sky’s the limit for Britney Spears again. Who knows, if she can say about ten lines of dialogue sitting behind a desk for a mediocre sitcom, maybe next she’ll be deemed legally capable of seeing her own children without frightening them again!

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Britney Spears: She Speaks! Sort Of!

by Stuart Heritage

So far this year, Britney Spears has mainly communicated in garbled British-accented gibberish or a series of distressing shrieks.

But, unless Britney Spears will play a massively unstable bint from Nottingham who looks like she might have a bit of a drinking problem in her upcoming How I Met Your Mother cameo, that’ll have to change soon.

Which is why Britney has got there first. To help viewers with the unexpected shock of seeing Britney Spears on TV talking full sentences in a normal way, Britney’s released a statement about her time on How I Met Your Mother. True, Britney Spears’ statement is so unrelentingly generic that it could be about anything, and we’re almost completely certain that she had absolutely nothing to do with it, but it’s a start.

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How I Met Your Mother Trying Not To Be Freaked Out By Britney Spears

by Stuart Heritage

It’s never nice being the new kid at school, especially when you were asked to leave the old school for crying a lot and not being able to feed yourself properly.

So, that said, Britney Spears must be feeling a lot of pressure right now as she continues filming her sitcom cameo for How I Met Your Mother.

But it’s OK, because Britney Spears seems to be coping well at her new job. That’s partly because her How I Met Your Mother co-stars are being somewhat effusive with their praise for her, and partly because Britney Spears clearly doesn’t have the self-awareness to realise that every last frame of her cameo is going to be scrutinised for signs of mental illness until it makes the Zapruder film look like a YouTube video of a kitten in a mug.

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Britney Spears To Make Haunted, Ennui-Filled Sitcom Cameo

by Stuart Heritage

If you want to look prettier than you actually are, the old saying goes, then go and stand next to a disfigured old gargoyle of a sweatpig hag. We’re paraphrasing.

It’s a saying that the producers of sitcom How I Met Your Mother know only too well. In a desperate attempt to look funnier than it actually is, How I Met Your Mother has signed up the most harrowing, ashen-faced, unquestionably tragic celebrity in the world right now for a cameo in an upcoming episode.

Yeah, it’s Britney Spears. How did you guess?

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