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Wayne Rooney Chosen to Give Bread a New Scummy Image
If there’s proof that footballers will sell themselves out for any sort of product, we’ve found it. Part-time granny-lover and occasional striker for Manchester United and England, Wayne Rooney, has put pen to paper on a new £150,000 deal. Fortunately for Wayne, he’s not being paid to stay away from the finest pensioners that various brothels up and down the country have to offer, he's instead going to try and concentrate on tucking into a portion of bread. We mean with his teeth. Not his winky. You perverts.
If there’s proof that footballers will sell themselves out for any sort of product, we’ve found it. Part-time granny-lover and occasional striker for Manchester United and England, Wayne Rooney, has put pen to paper on a new £150,000 deal. Fortunately for Wayne, he’s not being paid to stay away from the finest pensioners that various brothels up and down the country have to offer, he's instead going to try and concentrate on tucking into a portion of bread. We mean with his teeth. Not his winky. You perverts.
