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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Cooked or Booked?

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“And the award for ‘best’ constructed reality television show goes to…” – BAFTA baffle us with new award.
Gotham City Imposters – It’s coming in January and it’s probably going to be really, really good.
Paul Weller thinks that the Stone Roses reformed for money. Ouch.
Morgan Freeman – Sure, he’s been in some right duds but that doesn’t make him any less great.
Gary Barlow – For having a conscience about that poor little coke-addled lad.

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Syco – For not.
The Murdochs – Just a reminder.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Runned or Gunned?

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Dream Themes – Here they are performing some lovely themes at the Frank Sidebottom fundraiser.
A History Of Film – Ever wondered what classic films would be like starring Keith Chegwin? Ponder no longer.
Gink – It could be the future of Social Netbloinking. Or… not.
The Brazilian Police – No fucking about there.
Heineken Flashmobs – Aside from the fact that this video is a massive reacharound of biblical proportions for the smug advertising insiders, it’s still pretty good and something we missed at the time.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Doubled or Quit?

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Mobile Phones – They won’t give you brain cancer! Hurrah! Well… they might.
A History Of Ancient Britain – Neil Oliver tells us about the Iron Age while holding up the jaws of our ancestors. Marvellous!
Rich Johnston – We’re going to bring down the government with a He-Man sword! Oh, wait. Hang on. Well… we can try!
Poor Hollywood Geography – This is the kind of pedantry we condone.
Star Wars – It’s coming to TV!

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Star Wars -?It’s coming to TV!

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Suited or Booted?

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs – There’s nothing wrong with being snarky but let’s remember this sort of thing.
US Network Drama – Or rather, why it’s rubbish.
Movie Posters – If they told the truth, this is probably what they’d say.
When Bad Films Happen To Good Actors – There’s not a lot of arguing with Shortlist’s exhaustive list.
Kismot Killer Curry – A curry that hospitalises the people who eat it? Where do we sign up?

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Celebrity Reporters Are Like Political Correspondents – Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh… wait a minute.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

REEM or D*REAM?

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The X-Men Guide To Puberty – Thank god. How would we ever have coped without it?
Rihanna’s Been Censored – OH GOD NO!!!!
Who Is Football’s Biggest Tit? – Andy Dawson asks the question on everyone’s lips.
Will Self – Would anyone ever be able to live on without seeing him wearing a leopard print smok?
This Is Satire – Bear that in mind.

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Flaming Lips Do It In A Human Skull – Yes… okay… right…
David Beckham – Send the poet your bloody boots!

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Cosmo or Compo?

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Vote ‘Spray! – We’re nominated for a Cosmopolitan Blog Award and sure, usually we’re not interested in accolades but… well… actually… yeah. We’re total award whores. Vote for us under the ‘Celebrity’ category. Go now… go on… we’ll wait.
Stickman – Draw a stickman and follow a wonderful little story through to its logical conclusion.
The Best Video Ever – Sure, it might be cruel but you can’t say it’s not bloody impressive.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Art School or Smart Fool?

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The Pomegranate – The best phone ever made?
Smash Google – Have you ever wanted to mangle Google for no other reason than the fact that you’re a violent sociopath? Well now you can!
The Perry Bible Fellowship – A wonderful web comic that we’d all-but forgotten about.
Slutwalk Photos – We’re suckers for a pithy placard.
Alan Partridge On Twitter – No, seriously.

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BBC?News -?hecklerspray posted Scarlett Johansson’s naked pictures at 10.15am. Still, they like our pals at?Holy Moly better than us.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Wanking Hard or Hardly Wanking?

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The Spaghetti Western Orchestra – You have until 8.49pm BST to watch this wonderfully weird Proms performance. Do it.
Hitchcock’s Cameos – In the first of too many Tumblr posts in this week’s ‘Creased or Folded?’, here’s some of Hitchcock’s cameos. He’s the Jon Favreau of the Golden Age.
Photographs of China – Twitter’s very own @herrschweers lives in China and is keeping an ace photo-journal of his experiences.
Film Noir – Get into Empire’s guide to becoming an expert in just ten films.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Dope or Grope?

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Star Yearbooks – Want to see Sean Penn looking like a member of Hanson? Of course you do.
The Notting Hill Carnival – Why it matters.
Football Fans On Mobility Scooters – They’re having none of it. We assume this applies to every football fan who uses a mobility scooter.
Spelling Qaddafi – Oh… so that’s what it is?
Jim Carrey – He’s declared his love for Emma Stone on Youtube. Haven’t we all wanted to do that at some point?

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Reason or Rhyme?

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The Tripoli Grand Prix 1937 – It’s cooler than all of us.
Arrested Development – Yes, the film is happening.
Captain America – It might not be totally awful! Great! The whole Northern Quarter of Manchester will be delighted.
Matthew Kelly – He’s revealed his six favourite books to The Express. Don’t pretend you weren’t interested. Now you can sleep peacefully at night having checked out his favourites.
Asteroids! – Let’s stick a manned mission on that bad-boy.

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