Here's something odd that we never thought we'd be telling you – if you open today's Independent to the centre pages, there's a big list called 'The Real Media Hotlist'. Leona Lewis is on it. Ant & Dec are on it. Sir Alan Sugar is on it.
And we're on it too.
Christ alone knows how – or why – we got there, but we did. Anyway, this is where you come in – this list is over 200 names long, and this week it's being whittled down to 100 with an online vote. The 100 with the most votes become part of the 'Hospital Club 100' and we all get silver latex outfits and a superpower of our choice and all girls instantly find us 15% sexier. Or something. Actually the details are a little vague. But we still want in, damnit.
So – you guessed it – can you vote for us, please? We're in the 'Journalism' section. You don't have to join up to anything, and you get to vote for other people as well. We suggest you also pick Leona Lewis. Because this clearly isn't entertainingly weird enough for us as it is.
