After rumours floated around the slebphere that Hugh Grant was to take over Charlie Sheen’s role on Two And A Half Men (ostensibly, The Famous One On The Show), everyone scratched their heads and muttered about how little sense it made. Surely a programme like that needs someone more irritating than Hugh Grant?
Well, it seemed impossible, but CBS are weighing up an actor who is roughly a million times more grating than Charlie Sheen… and this actor can grind your gears without being a dead-eyed junky!
That’s right folks, the only man on Earth more irritating than Charlie Sheen is Ashton Kutcher (the stepson of 83 year old Demi Moore) has reportedly signed a deal to join the cast of the woeful sitcom when it returns for a ninth season.
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Kevin Smith might have inspired hundreds of indie movies about nothing with lots of pointless talking in them, but he just can’t get any love.
For example, the movie that Kevin Smith wants to make after his new flick Zack And Miri Make A Porno is a horror called Red State. Trouble is, Smith says no studio will touch Red State because it’s bleak and dark and utterly noncommercial.
A Kevin Smith film that’s bleak and dark and noncommercial? Is Kevin Smith remaking Jersey Girl already? Right? Right? Because, you know, Jersey Girl was bleak, and it was dark, and, um… yeah. Would someone mind calling us a taxi, please?
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You know, we're not perfect.
That's right. Despite being the site that introduced you to such legends as the Angry German Kid, the 9/11 Mime Artist and the dancing fat man in the Mini Mall commercial, occasionally something slips by our radar. This was highlighted in a most painful manner today, when - during a conversation with a good friend of ours - they seemed truly amazed that we had never heard of Aleksey Vayner.
How embarrassing.
Anyway - that's just a heads-up. Some of you may have seen this, so don't go yelling at us, please (it only makes us cry, and then we're of no use to anyone). The rest of you, though? Boy, are you in for a treat ...
This will be of particular interest to anyone presently hovering around the job market. How's that CV looking? Made of 'paper', is it? Bah. Get with the times, you old duffer. The Video CV (or 'resume', as you crazy Americans like to call it) is clearly the way forward.
One man who knows this is Yale graduate Aleksey. He applied for a job at a major investment firm. And he handed in this - the quite frankly stunning introduction to his mind that you're about to witness.
Remember. Impossible Is Nothing...
