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Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Unusually Hairy Baby
Things we've learnt today, number 14 - Jessica Alba has an unusually dominant hairiness gene. She must have, because Jessica Alba is on the cover of this week's OK! magazine with her new baby daughter Honor Marie and we'll be blowed if Alba Jr doesn't have the fullest head of hair we've ever seen on any single living creature ever. It's astounding. At least, we're assuming that Jessica Alba's daughter has a thick head of hair. For all we know it could be a wig covering up for the time when Honor Marie went out, got drunk and had 'I hated The Love Guru' tattooed across her bald scalp deliberately to try and spite Jessica Alba and sabotage her big-money covershoot. In fact, screw it, let's just say that's what happened anyway.
Things we've learnt today, number 14 - Jessica Alba has an unusually dominant hairiness gene. She must have, because Jessica Alba is on the cover of this week's OK! magazine with her new baby daughter Honor Marie and we'll be blowed if Alba Jr doesn't have the fullest head of hair we've ever seen on any single living creature ever. It's astounding. At least, we're assuming that Jessica Alba's daughter has a thick head of hair. For all we know it could be a wig covering up for the time when Honor Marie went out, got drunk and had 'I hated The Love Guru' tattooed across her bald scalp deliberately to try and spite Jessica Alba and sabotage her big-money covershoot. In fact, screw it, let's just say that's what happened anyway.
Little Girl Pulled Screaming Out Of Jessica Alba’s Naughty Bits
A little girl has been coaxed out of Jessica Alba’s vagina in what scientists are referring to as a ‘birth’. According to the scientists, who have conducted ‘research’, Jessica Alba had sex with her husband, Cash Warren, approximately nine months ago and, as far as hecklerspray can deduce, this is somehow linked to the emergence of the little girl. They have decided to name the little girl Honor Marie Warren. Giving the girl a tag such as this will help to identify her when there are two or more little girls in the same room and in later life people can call out this name in order to get the girl's attention. Pretty smart when you think about it. Saves a lot of faffing.
A little girl has been coaxed out of Jessica Alba’s vagina in what scientists are referring to as a ‘birth’. According to the scientists, who have conducted ‘research’, Jessica Alba had sex with her husband, Cash Warren, approximately nine months ago and, as far as hecklerspray can deduce, this is somehow linked to the emergence of the little girl. They have decided to name the little girl Honor Marie Warren. Giving the girl a tag such as this will help to identify her when there are two or more little girls in the same room and in later life people can call out this name in order to get the girl's attention. Pretty smart when you think about it. Saves a lot of faffing.
