Articles tagged with: Homosexual
Katy Perry once kissed a girl and she liked it, if her personal reports are to be believed. Though when we have a confession to make we don't normally make a literal song and dance about it, we can accept that this is the modern age and those youngsters do things differently. But according to some sources, Katy Perry's parents don't see it that way, and have registered their disgust at their daughter's activities and apparent sexual escapades. Then we find out that Katy thinks her parents were misquoted, and that they are fully supportive of her career. But which is it, Katy - which is it?! Are you a libertine whose parents don't like you? Are you a mental and a Christian (peas in a pod) who likes the lesbians and has supportive parents? We need to know.
A homosexual moment between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s latest movie is the talk of the 61st Cannes Film Festival. Three cheers for Woody Allen and his much maligned interest in younger women! The news should finally shut up all the player-haters out there - you know who you are! The ones of you who thought it ‘weird’ for a man to show a sexual interest in his own adopted daughter. Well you can now jump off your high horses because, like World War 2 before, the ends always justify the means and the sight of Scarlett and Penelope lezzin' off is no doubt a joyful scene.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie love and trust each other so much that they have decided to sign a legally binding contract making it a huge financial risk for either of them to sleep with anyone else.
According to Star Magazine website, the world's most famous couple made their love official (any love outside of marriage is unofficial - fact) in New Orleans on Saturday.
What a scoop for Star Magazine! But not so according to people.com, who claim it’s all a big bag of overflowing poppycock.
According to The Mail on Sunday, Basil Brush, the anthropomorphic fox and Prince Philip of CBBC, is being investigated by police after being accused of racially abusing a group of gypsies on his TV show.
The episode in question, which first aired six years ago, contains a scene in which a gypsy attempts to sell Basil some clothes pegs and heather. He then goes on to tell a story about another gypsy who stole his wallet. When the episode was repeated last month on the CBBC channel a band of gypsies decided they would not stand for this defamation of their good name and contacted the Northamptonshire constabulary to lodge a complaint against the ginger hand puppet.
Granted, hecklerspray doesn’t know very many gypsies, but we’ve seen Snatch at least three and one half times so we think it’s pretty safe to say we’re somewhat of an authority on this issue. It’s obviously twaddle. Gypsies don’t have TV, idiots! They live in sweaty caravans and talk in fake, unintelligible Irish accents. If they saw a talking fox turn up on one of what they call “magic-boxes” they would probably worship it and offer it their young for sacrifice, not sue it for racial abuse.
