Cosmo or Compo?

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• Vote ‘Spray! - We’re nominated for a Cosmopolitan Blog Award and sure, usually we’re not interested in accolades but… well… actually… yeah. We’re total award whores. Vote for us under the ‘Celebrity’ category. Go now… go on… we’ll wait.
• Stickman – Draw a stickman and follow a wonderful little story through to its logical conclusion.
• The Best Video Ever – Sure, it might be cruel but you can’t say it’s not bloody impressive.
• X Factor USA – Knowing full well that our very own Sophie Hall has the UK version of the show locked down over here, The Guardian have taken it upon themselves to make ex-Hecklerspray Ed Stuart Heritage liveblog the US version. Check his twitter for the links and whatnot.
• Cab Calloway - Here’s a picture. Why not?

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• Skimming Off The Top - Just how do you end up with a bill of £16 for a muffin?
• Crack Pipe Show n’ Tell – Is it creased or is it hilarious?
• VOLTRON! – It’s coming back as a comic… for no good reason.
• Dark Shadows – Tim Burton has done it again. Wait… where Hele- oh, there she is.
• The Death Penalty – Well… duh.

By the way… remember…

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Art School or Smart Fool?

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• The Pomegranate – The best phone ever made?
• Smash Google - Have you ever wanted to mangle Google for no other reason than the fact that you’re a violent sociopath? Well now you can!
• The Perry Bible Fellowship – A wonderful web comic that we’d all-but forgotten about.
• Slutwalk Photos – We’re suckers for a pithy placard.
• Alan Partridge On Twitter – No, seriously.

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• BBC News - hecklerspray posted Scarlett Johansson’s naked pictures at 10.15am. Still, they like our pals at Holy Moly better than us.
• Texas Death Row – Regardless of your opinion of the death penalty, this makes for pretty chilling reading.
• Prada - Cutting edge of fashion or a hideous 1950s’ prosthetic leg? You decide.
• Glenn Beck TV – SOMETIMES SHOUTING AT PEOPLE ON TV ISN’T ENOUGH! LET’S ALL LEARN TO HATE ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!
• Tatooine – It’s not quite as exciting now that they’ve found it.

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10 – Ladies, this is why you should be grateful that you didn’t start menstruating in 1967…

9 - The Saw movies: the undeniable proof – Best Week Ever

8 - Are they still doing the Barbarella remake? Because, really, it won’t be a patch on this – YouTube

7 - Buy the helicopter from From Russia With Love. No, seriously. Buy it – 007helicopter

6 - American? Then here’s a way to eat for a ridiculously small amount of money. Not American? Back to the bins! - Lifehacker

5 - Now here’s a song – Bedazzled

4 - Chantelle from Big Brother only really has the two facial expressions, doesn’t she – Popsugar

3 - A man getting shot in the bottom with a tranquiliser dart - I Am Bored

2 - Jeeves from Askjeeves does porn now. Ick – Techdigest

1 – Holy Moly’s had a redesign. Mostly it puts our design to shame. Words will be had – Holymoly