Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
One of my favorite comebacks of 2018 was Amanda Bynes. She recently did the cover of Paper Magazine, which was huge for her, given everything she’s been through with her mental health and drug addiction.
However, before her Paper Magazine interview she did an interview with Hollyscoop to clarify some of her 2013 trainwreck tweets, and ended up giving me my favorite celebrity quote of 2018.
The Golden Globe nominations were announced yesterday, and needless to say, I was not impressed. Sure, a lot of cool and deserving people got nominated, but one key person was snubbed and that was Toni Collette.
This year, Toni Collette starred in Hereditary, a horror movie that is also one of the best reviewed movies of the year. Critics called it the new The Exorcist, and it was fucking PHENOMENAL. But what made the movie was just how fucking good Toni Collette was in it.
Just a few short months after the birth of their terribly named daughter, Kulture, rappers Cardi B and Offset have announced that they’ve decided to break up. Cardi took to Instagram this morning to make the announcement, and, tbh, she didn’t seem too butt hurt about it.
I’d say that this split comes as a shock, but it really doesn’t at all. Offset’s dick has done more wandering than Tristan Thompson’s, but unlike Tris, Offset allegedly couldn’t put it back in his pants after the baby was born (though I assume Tristan’s dick will wander again, too).
Sorry sorry sorry. I know this was supposed to be posted yesterday, but I’ve got two kids under 4, ok?! Last year I predicted that, thanks to some cool upcoming projects, 2018/2019 might be the great return of Lindsay Lohan. And, in a sense, it kind of was.
Lindsay was in the media more than ever these past few months, however, it hasn’t been for her acting abilities, but rather her lack of dance ability (oh, and her attempts to kidnap some Syrian kids…ffs, Lohan).
I am literally SHOCKED that Hailey Baldwin…I mean, Bieber…is still alive. After bouncing from the dick of Shawn Mendes to get wifed up by Justin Bieber, I assumed every tween and twink in the world was making Hailey voodoo dolls and sticking pins in her eyes and chest, but, alas, she lives.
For a really long time, Hailey and Shawn Mendes denied that they were ever actually dating, and insisted they were just best buds. However, in his new Rolling Stone interview, Shawn confirms what we all already knew: he was clearly fucking Hailey Baldwin.
Well, it’s an early Christmas miracle. Hell has frozen over and Kim Kardashian has purchased a bra, because I officially like Ariana Grande. There, I said it. If you think I’m a sell out and an idiot for now liking Ariana, you clearly haven’t seen the music video for her new song, “Thank U, Next”.
In the video, Ariana pays homage to some classic early 2000’s gems such as Mean Girls, Bring it On, 13 Going on 30, and Legally Blonde. She also cast Kris Jenner in the role she was born to play: Regina George’s “cool” mom. Needless to say, it was epic.
Years ago, I made a Facebook status saying “On a scale of 1-10, how whacked on ecstasy was Kim Kardashian in her sex tape with Ray J?” I mean, girls jaw was going so crazy she could’ve cracked a jawbreaker in one bite.
Well, on the most recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians (aka the Kardashians admit or deny shit we all already know to be true), Kim admitted she was super high on ecstasy during her sex tape, to which I respond: duh, bitch, we know.
In case you’re not in the know because you don’t get Us Weekly updates to your phone like I do, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan split up after like a million years of marriage and it was super sad but apparently very amicable. Now Channing is dating singer Jessie J and Jenna is dating some non-famous dude and all seems to be well.
All except for the fact that for some fucking reason the internet has decided to constantly post side-by-side pics of Jenna and Jessie and debate over who is prettier. And guess what? Neither of these women are here for this shit.
It probably won’t shock you to know that I spend an absurd amount of time on Instagram, as it’s basically the main source for all my blogging ideas (it’s also where I post pics of my abs. YOLO). However, Instagram has also brought numerous pseudo-celebrities to my attention, a.k.a. everyone that hangs out with the Jenners (I see you Jordyn Woods). Recently, one pseudo-celebrity has been brought to my attention a lot, and that person is Zack Bia.
Zack first showed up in my Instagram explore page because he was dating queen of the pseudo-Instagram celebrities, Madison Beer. But then, after some exploring, I found out that Zack was mega close with a lot of super famous people and even attended Paris Fashion Week. This all got me wondering: who the fuck is Zack Bia?
Well, color me shocked. After dating through an entire episode of The Bachelor, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson got engaged. And now, a mere four months later, they’ve broken up. I know, I know, we’re all shook.
Ok, well according to sources they aren’t 100% broken up yet, but the engagement is off and Pete got one of his 40 Ariana Grande tattoos covered, because homeboy makes a lot of good life choices.
