Is Diddy Doing Cameron Diaz? P Diddy is a very wealthy man. Wealthy enough, in fact, to get us to pose for several embarrassing pictures with 1,000 severed crocodile dongs. We were paying for college, and no crocodiles were completely killed in the process. Leave us alone. May we just say that should we ever run for president those pictures are not us, although the likeness is uncanny. Now about Diddy being super wealthy and all – he’s got money spilling out of unnatural places. You’d think he could get any woman he wants – right? Yet somehow he opted for Cameron Diaz, a woman who looks like an onion. Seriously – picture her there smirking - especially in her new Vegas movie, and then picture an upside down vidalia onion. The shape is exactly the same, hence, Cameron Diaz looks like an onion. This seriously hit us just now. Anyway, Diddy is apparently dating said onion, and we've stumbled across several evidences to prove it.