Articles tagged with: hitting
Lee Ryan Done Leathered A Taxi Driver’s Head In, Court Hears
If there's one thing we hate it's taxi drivers. Idiots, the lot of them, with their stupid job and their, um, shoes. And stuff. OK, we don't hate taxi drivers. Only a fool could bring himself to hate taxi drivers. And only a giant fool would be able to hate taxi drivers to the point of violence. A big stupid fool, probably with a rubbish face and BO and a dirty bumhole and fleas. Lee Ryan from Blue was in court yesterday for allegedly punching a taxi driver in the side of the head three times. We don't see how this alters our original point.
If there's one thing we hate it's taxi drivers. Idiots, the lot of them, with their stupid job and their, um, shoes. And stuff. OK, we don't hate taxi drivers. Only a fool could bring himself to hate taxi drivers. And only a giant fool would be able to hate taxi drivers to the point of violence. A big stupid fool, probably with a rubbish face and BO and a dirty bumhole and fleas. Lee Ryan from Blue was in court yesterday for allegedly punching a taxi driver in the side of the head three times. We don't see how this alters our original point.
Dennis Rodman Busted For Domestic Battery Shenanigans
Dennis Rodman has always come off as a lovely chap - the sort of man who wouldn't hurt a fly. So it's a shock to hear that Dennis Rodman, the 6'6" heavily-tattooed and facially-pierced athlete turned part-time wrestler and reality TV show star, has been arrested on suspicion of attacking his girlfriend during a drunken incident in a Los Angeles hotel. We're genuinely stunned by this news. We've seen Dennis Rodman on TV over the past few years, and he just doesn't look the sort. It's utterly implausible from however you look at it. Dennis Rodman has a girlfriend? An actual real girlfriend? We don't buy it for a second.
Dennis Rodman has always come off as a lovely chap - the sort of man who wouldn't hurt a fly. So it's a shock to hear that Dennis Rodman, the 6'6" heavily-tattooed and facially-pierced athlete turned part-time wrestler and reality TV show star, has been arrested on suspicion of attacking his girlfriend during a drunken incident in a Los Angeles hotel. We're genuinely stunned by this news. We've seen Dennis Rodman on TV over the past few years, and he just doesn't look the sort. It's utterly implausible from however you look at it. Dennis Rodman has a girlfriend? An actual real girlfriend? We don't buy it for a second.
