Articles tagged with: Hitler
Madonna may not be savvy when it comes to making albums, movies or a 100% kernel sweeping bite down any given piece of corn on the cob, but when it comes to political opinion she is a shining beacon shooting her vibrant rays through the midst of a turbulent sea.
Yes, America needs her, which is ironic since she hasn't been American since she made that one video and got chased out of the country by a mob of very angry evangelicals. Now she's British or something, and lives in a land where she is free to practise her religious views of making love to sacred statues. She's like a pilgrim that way. You see, stateside the people are on the brink of a vital decision. Without Madonna's intervention the masses may go to the ballot-box and blindly check that accursed Republican box. That's the same ticket Hitler ran on, if her recent concert footage is accurate.
Despite what you probably think, Will Smith isn't a Nazi. And he certainly doesn't have an Adolf Hitler poster on his bedroom wall that he strokes before he goes to sleep.
That's a stone cold fact. Will Smith legally doesn't have an embarrassing schoolboy infatuation with Adolf Hitler, and if you say he does he'll sue you. And win.
Will Smith has won damages after a news agency ran an article called Smith: Hitler Was A Good Person last year. Great news - by suing, Will Smith has not only fixed a weird misapprehension about his beliefs, but he's also effectively ruled out the rumoured Will Smith Adolf Hitler biopic. Thank god - we're pretty sure the world can live without a rap-lite movie theme-tune containing the phrase 'Indomitable Fuhrer' repeated several times in the chorus.
